"D. E."

(CNN: Microplastics discovered in penises)

 

 

Recycling and the bedroom

Have finally arrived at a junction.

They’ve discovered microplastics

Cause erectile dysfunction.

 

Four out of five men were tested.

So this could not be wrong—

Unusual amounts of plastic

Were found hidden inside their dong.

 

Of course, normally plastic

Is for recycling and for landfill,

But nowadays, don’t be surprised

If you find yourself holding a handful.

 

One would think modern science

Could find a place for all those plastics

And keep them far away from

Our bedroom gymnastics.

 

But, our enemy here –

Tell your sons and your daughters--

Is that plastic we consume

By drinking bottled water.

Drinking bottled water,

Drinking bottled water.

It’s the biggest revelation for our sex life

Since our son became our daughter.

 

These habits we must change

Before more organs we defile.

Send those bottles to Russia or China,

And put an end to ‘dysfunction erectile’

 

Drinking bottled water,

Drinking bottled water.

It might not be right for you,

But some guys, they would celebrate

A plastic appendage with their mate,

If it helps them to perform

…the whole night through.

 

 

B. Kite -- 6/21/2024

 

Done