smallbluemonster
An hartfelt messige from yer dere leeder
Maties. these is difficult dayes for all nomekind and me hart bleeds fer yer, yer nose it does. in the yeers sinse i ilected meself yer beloveded leeder have i not led yer to the funlit uplands of cheery meriment? Have i nott told yer the numbers every week, a bit late, i admits, but wot I sez is its the thought that counts ain't it? An i don't noe wot them bunny girls were doin in me hotel room neither.
And todai. wot does I see? I shall tell yer and it greeves mee, matey but I am a nome wot tells he truff, as wun an all agrees. Todai old jelly set lite to the loverlie picher of meself that is the delite and joy of orl the little kiddies and the poor old folks wot havent got no telly. And them rubber snowmen and old crabby was chuckin stuff at me hed. Just cos I had put a brik in frunt of that smorl blu monsters hole becos he wouddent pay no nometax.
I arsks yer maties, And that old farther crismus, I hadd ter plugg the chimney upp becos of his aggiteration. Wot i say is you dont need no presents iff you gootta leeder such as meself, in hoos presense it is like yer birfdai tee every daye, wiv kake an isecreem an triffel an suchlike is i nott?
As i rites them ungrateful toys an monsteres an so on is chukin stuff at mee imperiel shoobox. I apeels to all desent paterotic peepil ter stand bie me yer old matey espesherlie as this week for a limitted time I is offerin wensdayes and saterdayes numbers for just a fiver. And any geezer with a helercopter gets a fortnites for nuffin.
Yer know it makes sense mateys! Look into me kindharted eies . yer knows yoo can trust old norb!
Yer knows it makes sense!!
An hartfelt messige from yer dere leeder
Maties. these is difficult dayes for all nomekind and me hart bleeds fer yer, yer nose it does. in the yeers sinse i ilected meself yer beloveded leeder have i not led yer to the funlit uplands of cheery meriment? Have i nott told yer the numbers every week, a bit late, i admits, but wot I sez is its the thought that counts ain't it? An i don't noe wot them bunny girls were doin in me hotel room neither.
And todai. wot does I see? I shall tell yer and it greeves mee, matey but I am a nome wot tells he truff, as wun an all agrees. Todai old jelly set lite to the loverlie picher of meself that is the delite and joy of orl the little kiddies and the poor old folks wot havent got no telly. And them rubber snowmen and old crabby was chuckin stuff at me hed. Just cos I had put a brik in frunt of that smorl blu monsters hole becos he wouddent pay no nometax.
I arsks yer maties, And that old farther crismus, I hadd ter plugg the chimney upp becos of his aggiteration. Wot i say is you dont need no presents iff you gootta leeder such as meself, in hoos presense it is like yer birfdai tee every daye, wiv kake an isecreem an triffel an suchlike is i nott?
As i rites them ungrateful toys an monsteres an so on is chukin stuff at mee imperiel shoobox. I apeels to all desent paterotic peepil ter stand bie me yer old matey espesherlie as this week for a limitted time I is offerin wensdayes and saterdayes numbers for just a fiver. And any geezer with a helercopter gets a fortnites for nuffin.
Yer know it makes sense mateys! Look into me kindharted eies . yer knows yoo can trust old norb!
Yer knows it makes sense!!