IMG_1545_Gimme Shelter (In Place)
While we all need to “Gimme Shelter (in Place)”, it seems like we are “Are Living in a Ghost Town,” because “This Place is Empty.” It is “Terrifying” to venture out, because when you do, you roll the “Tumbling Dice,” because this virus is a “Heartbreaker” and a “Bitch.” It’s enough to make you feel “Shattered.” All around you, people are “Torn and Frayed,” so it is nice to be able to come to someone’s “Emotional Rescue.”
The other day I had to go to the store, and I saw this woman. “She Was Hot” – at least 39°C, so I told “Get Off Of My Cloud,” and at least six feet away. Better yet, “Please Go Home.” I don’t want to get the “Ventilator Blues.” If you want to be “Dancing With Mr. D.,” be my guest, but I’ve “Got To Get Away.”
After that, I went home, because being out in public felt like “Another Land.” I might as well be "2000 Light Years From Home." And even when you go out, “You Can’t Always Get What You Want” – like toilet paper.
I’m worried, because last time I called “Dear Doctor,” there were still no tests available. I tried to distract myself by doing a “Jigsaw Puzzle,” but “I Can’t Get No Satisfaction” from that. The Hell with it! I “Might As Well Get Juiced,” before I have a COVID-"19th Nervous Breakdown."
Once we have a vaccine, I will have no "Sympathy for the Devil."
Please feel free to add your own musical puns (Stones or otherwise). There are so many possibilities.
IMG_1545_Gimme Shelter (In Place)
While we all need to “Gimme Shelter (in Place)”, it seems like we are “Are Living in a Ghost Town,” because “This Place is Empty.” It is “Terrifying” to venture out, because when you do, you roll the “Tumbling Dice,” because this virus is a “Heartbreaker” and a “Bitch.” It’s enough to make you feel “Shattered.” All around you, people are “Torn and Frayed,” so it is nice to be able to come to someone’s “Emotional Rescue.”
The other day I had to go to the store, and I saw this woman. “She Was Hot” – at least 39°C, so I told “Get Off Of My Cloud,” and at least six feet away. Better yet, “Please Go Home.” I don’t want to get the “Ventilator Blues.” If you want to be “Dancing With Mr. D.,” be my guest, but I’ve “Got To Get Away.”
After that, I went home, because being out in public felt like “Another Land.” I might as well be "2000 Light Years From Home." And even when you go out, “You Can’t Always Get What You Want” – like toilet paper.
I’m worried, because last time I called “Dear Doctor,” there were still no tests available. I tried to distract myself by doing a “Jigsaw Puzzle,” but “I Can’t Get No Satisfaction” from that. The Hell with it! I “Might As Well Get Juiced,” before I have a COVID-"19th Nervous Breakdown."
Once we have a vaccine, I will have no "Sympathy for the Devil."
Please feel free to add your own musical puns (Stones or otherwise). There are so many possibilities.