What A Dummy!
Unlike some of you lol I'm not a thrill-seeker going out dressed in a way that will get me noticed or even shock. The trouble is I don't need to try as I seem to be able to wear whatever I want and to get away with it, either I can carry it off or have an in-built instinct for what is still just about acceptable. Of course another explanation is I walk around without even thinking it's wrong as is the case with this dress as I've had it for ages and it is still a favourite of mine. But as you can see the only problem with it is the front not only dips alarmingly it has become rather loose so every time I lean forwards everyone gets a flash of cleavage or even a Jojo Nipple. Let me add that I was wearing it on my bicycle as well which meant I was learning forward all the way as I rode along. Still it must look the business as when I got to town and was browsing in a chairty shop a woman started to fondle me then jumped with surprise realising I was not just a shop mannequin. I'm not making it up either as it was true. Lastly I don't want to sound stupid but when I put it on this morning I got it the wrong way around and was amazed as it could be worn that way too making it look far more normal and presentable with the vast expanse of chest covered with the bare area forming a correct looking v-shape down across my shoulders. Still I've worn it for so long the wrong way around it seems right me so I won't tell anybody if you don't. Yes I know if I'm not careful people in town will start calling me 'Sexy Jojo' too.
What A Dummy!
Unlike some of you lol I'm not a thrill-seeker going out dressed in a way that will get me noticed or even shock. The trouble is I don't need to try as I seem to be able to wear whatever I want and to get away with it, either I can carry it off or have an in-built instinct for what is still just about acceptable. Of course another explanation is I walk around without even thinking it's wrong as is the case with this dress as I've had it for ages and it is still a favourite of mine. But as you can see the only problem with it is the front not only dips alarmingly it has become rather loose so every time I lean forwards everyone gets a flash of cleavage or even a Jojo Nipple. Let me add that I was wearing it on my bicycle as well which meant I was learning forward all the way as I rode along. Still it must look the business as when I got to town and was browsing in a chairty shop a woman started to fondle me then jumped with surprise realising I was not just a shop mannequin. I'm not making it up either as it was true. Lastly I don't want to sound stupid but when I put it on this morning I got it the wrong way around and was amazed as it could be worn that way too making it look far more normal and presentable with the vast expanse of chest covered with the bare area forming a correct looking v-shape down across my shoulders. Still I've worn it for so long the wrong way around it seems right me so I won't tell anybody if you don't. Yes I know if I'm not careful people in town will start calling me 'Sexy Jojo' too.