maxxximpact
one in fifty...frustrationfly
UP-GRADING AND ADVANCING BACKWARDS FAST!!!!!!!!
I cant do !!!...........cant cant cant cant DO IT!!!!!
So what's all this about then!!!!????!!!!..........
”THIS” is about upgrading technology ….and getting something better only to be frustrated by ending up with something worse than you were getting before you chose to upgrade and get something better in the first place!!!!!!!! !GRRRRR....( well at least during the initial period of getting to grips with how the “BETTER “ thingy works !!!)
for those new to maxxxi's photostream the work you see here is all created from photo's taken with a mobile phone(3.1mega pix) samsung d900i (ooh!!!!!!!!!!...my poor little d900iiiiiiii maxxxi still LOVES YOUxxxxxxxxxxxxx) then messed with on my laptop in order to create what you see here..........WELLLLLLLLL!!!!.......I got a bit of what you might call a “camera” now!!!!!
nothing fancy!!...about £100's worth I guess......point and press samsung (12 mega pix)
NOW I'M A WOMAN OF THE WORLD.....AND I KNOW SIZE ISN'T EVERYTHING!!!! (yer right!!!.....LOL) but it must count for something!!....i gotta be able to better with 12 rather than 3 mega pix surely !?!?!?!?.....well right now the answer is a frustrating ...NO I CAN'T!!
****AND YES I'VE READ THE INSTRUCTION.......and..... NO I DONT REALLY UNDERSTAND THEM!!!!****** all the extra settings !!...cant focus on the wood for the trees!!!!
….oh yes and thats another thing!!..while we're on the subject of “trees”!!!....if you wish to save trees...THEN QUIT WITH THE JUNKMAIL already why dont ya!!.......and instead use the trees to make ….little booklets!!!......”LITTLE INSTRUCTION BOOKLETS”..no less!!! The sort that I can stick in my pocket and take with me when i'm out and about practising to take pictures with my new camera!!!.....(are you listening SAMSUNG !!!!!!!) I dont want to have to print them off a “DISC” i'll only lose the bit of paper …..I WANT A LITTLE BOOKLET ….WITH A PICTURE OF MY CAMERA ON THE FRONT!! so its easy to recognise amongst all my other crap!!....oh yes and I want it in “ENGLISH” only please!!!......not every other language under the sun!!..if you can design and print the outside packaging according to distribution then why cant you do the same with the instructions.....and just include an option to download in a different language if required!!.....(its a fuk'in pain in the arse!....if you suffer from any dyslexia You'd be surprised how far into a set of “Double Dutch instructions a person can get!!...before realising that....they're not being “blonde”!!!.....they're just being foreign!!....LOL)
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anyway nough of maxxxi BLA BLA…..moaning!!
I took this picture with my new camera !!!.....its the best one out of about fifty that I tried to take of dragonflys (46 of which I deleted almost straight away were TOTALLY CRAP!!)....even this one i've had to photoshop the hell out of it to get it to look halfway decent!!!
I know it'll be ok in the end once I get the hang of it!!!..... cos its happened every time i've upgraded to a better phone camera........ even before digital... it happened each time I upgraded my poleroid cameras.......AND ….I also know time will come when I look back at the pictures I took with my phone and think “IF ONLY I'D HAD MY CAMERA WHEN I TOOK THOSE HOW MUCH BETTER THEY WOULD BE!!!”
*****but for now I'm frustrated as I'm going through that “GETTING THE HANG OF NEW PHOTOGRAPHIC EQUIPMENT”...time*****
its easy to see why i'm frustrated with the picture above when you realise this was one I took with my mobilephone
one in fifty...frustrationfly
UP-GRADING AND ADVANCING BACKWARDS FAST!!!!!!!!
I cant do !!!...........cant cant cant cant DO IT!!!!!
So what's all this about then!!!!????!!!!..........
”THIS” is about upgrading technology ….and getting something better only to be frustrated by ending up with something worse than you were getting before you chose to upgrade and get something better in the first place!!!!!!!! !GRRRRR....( well at least during the initial period of getting to grips with how the “BETTER “ thingy works !!!)
for those new to maxxxi's photostream the work you see here is all created from photo's taken with a mobile phone(3.1mega pix) samsung d900i (ooh!!!!!!!!!!...my poor little d900iiiiiiii maxxxi still LOVES YOUxxxxxxxxxxxxx) then messed with on my laptop in order to create what you see here..........WELLLLLLLLL!!!!.......I got a bit of what you might call a “camera” now!!!!!
nothing fancy!!...about £100's worth I guess......point and press samsung (12 mega pix)
NOW I'M A WOMAN OF THE WORLD.....AND I KNOW SIZE ISN'T EVERYTHING!!!! (yer right!!!.....LOL) but it must count for something!!....i gotta be able to better with 12 rather than 3 mega pix surely !?!?!?!?.....well right now the answer is a frustrating ...NO I CAN'T!!
****AND YES I'VE READ THE INSTRUCTION.......and..... NO I DONT REALLY UNDERSTAND THEM!!!!****** all the extra settings !!...cant focus on the wood for the trees!!!!
….oh yes and thats another thing!!..while we're on the subject of “trees”!!!....if you wish to save trees...THEN QUIT WITH THE JUNKMAIL already why dont ya!!.......and instead use the trees to make ….little booklets!!!......”LITTLE INSTRUCTION BOOKLETS”..no less!!! The sort that I can stick in my pocket and take with me when i'm out and about practising to take pictures with my new camera!!!.....(are you listening SAMSUNG !!!!!!!) I dont want to have to print them off a “DISC” i'll only lose the bit of paper …..I WANT A LITTLE BOOKLET ….WITH A PICTURE OF MY CAMERA ON THE FRONT!! so its easy to recognise amongst all my other crap!!....oh yes and I want it in “ENGLISH” only please!!!......not every other language under the sun!!..if you can design and print the outside packaging according to distribution then why cant you do the same with the instructions.....and just include an option to download in a different language if required!!.....(its a fuk'in pain in the arse!....if you suffer from any dyslexia You'd be surprised how far into a set of “Double Dutch instructions a person can get!!...before realising that....they're not being “blonde”!!!.....they're just being foreign!!....LOL)
….
anyway nough of maxxxi BLA BLA…..moaning!!
I took this picture with my new camera !!!.....its the best one out of about fifty that I tried to take of dragonflys (46 of which I deleted almost straight away were TOTALLY CRAP!!)....even this one i've had to photoshop the hell out of it to get it to look halfway decent!!!
I know it'll be ok in the end once I get the hang of it!!!..... cos its happened every time i've upgraded to a better phone camera........ even before digital... it happened each time I upgraded my poleroid cameras.......AND ….I also know time will come when I look back at the pictures I took with my phone and think “IF ONLY I'D HAD MY CAMERA WHEN I TOOK THOSE HOW MUCH BETTER THEY WOULD BE!!!”
*****but for now I'm frustrated as I'm going through that “GETTING THE HANG OF NEW PHOTOGRAPHIC EQUIPMENT”...time*****
its easy to see why i'm frustrated with the picture above when you realise this was one I took with my mobilephone