Bionic Beauty

(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

(PEOPLE CHEERING)

 

Isn't she wonderful, ladies and gentlemen! Tears streaming down her face, Jaime Sommers has to be the happiest person alive.

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Jaime goes undercover at the Miss United States beauty pageant because Steve didn't have the legs for it:

 

JAIME: I feel like a side of beef. How do I look?

HELEN: Terrific!

JAIME: You know what? I really liked my old legs better. I think they were better.

Done