3 Apr: Potty Talk

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I had the honor of spending the evening in my company's luxury box at AT&T park last night. Rather then peeing in a trough, we get fancy bathrooms on our floor. I mean, look... the toilets are glowing. GLOWING. They're just begging me to use them. And their paperless, handless hand-dryer is the best I've ever experienced.

 

So this is what it's like to pee rich.

Done