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MAN SEEKS EMPLOYMENT

"I was look-out on the Titanic,

but fell asleep on nights.

A window cleaner on a lighthouse,

but had a fear of heights.

Then I was a life-guard,

('till they found I could'nt swim!)

Became a toilet cleaner ...

but got hives from bleach and Vim.

I always found my work to be enjoyable,

Yet do'nt seem to be employable!

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