Drug Testing

Jim: I'm just saying that you can't be sure that is wasn't you.

Dwight: That's ridiculous, of course it wasn't me.

Jim: Marijuana is a memory loss drug, so maybe you just don't remember.

Dwight: I would remember.

Jim: Well, how could you, if it just erased your memory?

Dwight: That's not how it works.

Jim: Now how do you know how it works?

Dwight: Knock it off, okay, I'm interviewing you.

Jim: No! You said that I'd be conducting the interview when I walked in here. Now exactly how much pot did you smoke?

Dwight: [opens eyes wide in total surprise]

Done