I present to you:

I'm not sure who just sent me a present, so this is getting cross posted.

 

A nameless santa in the Colorado region has sent me an embarrassing bounty. Nay, bounty doesn't convey what I found, the bottomless cornucopia I was presented with.

 

The breakdown:

1 birck Havarti cheese

1.5 lb hickory smoked beef sticks

1 pack beef jerky nuggets

1 pack beef streakhouse bits

1 pack beef peppered nuggets

1 pack spicy jalapeno jerky bits

2 pack buffalo jerky nuggets (and that's made from the former king of the prairies, not flavored like an industrial New York city)

 

This meat-stravaganza brought to us courtesy of Sausage Express.

 

 

Santa, you kick ass.

 

edit: There was no note, so I'll have to wait until santa identifies him- or herself to thank them properly.

 

I believe I've confirmed that this was from my G+T secret santa. Who, in a heroic show of christmas spirit, has produced yet MORE holiday cheer.

 

In the mail today I got yet another package, including an anonymous note explaining that technical difficulties with santa's sleigh were responsible for the delay and including brand spanking new copies of:

 

Prototype

Fable II

Idioccracy

Stephen Colbert's I Am America (and So Can You!)

 

Pictures will be forthcoming, but thank you again santa. You bring the kick ass. The game are both supposed to be great games right up my alley I've been meaning to pick up, Mike Judge is great, and Colbert has been on my good side ever since he did that amazing set at the White House Correspondent's dinner.

Done