There are six pages, in fact. One handwritten, the others typed.

It appears there is another envelope within the usps's tyvek delivery enclosure. The envelope contains loose leaf pages.

Spread 'em out for me, five.

Ah, and my omnibot has produced a rum and coke. Good work, fiv... arg! No LIME? Bad Robot!

 

The handwritten page is interesting. Take this down, five. It reads:

quote:

First I want to aplogize, my department has just been shut down. The Director has just resigned, and I don't know what to do next. I found you on the PA Forums, and felt that someone, anyone must know whwhat happened here.

 

In this first mailing I have what I could save for from the 'Z' files. I have to handwrite this memo due to watching eyes (sorry about the penmanship).

 

No action is requirellrequired on your part, just keep those in a safe spot unlituntil our next contact.

If you go to the media, you will be branded a nut.

But I don't think you will do that.

 

Thank you,

 

XXXX (Assistant to Dr. Ron "Tachyon" Fabela)

Four kisses is a lot, don't you think, five?

 

RESPONSE: SIGNATURE "XXXX" IS AN ALIAS NOT INDICATIVE OF AFFECTION

 

Ah, what? Yes, well, being branded a nut by the media is nothing I'm unfamiliar with. Haha! Call me mad will they? I'll show them mad. Which reminds me, I have a lot of science to do around here, so... uh... five, scan and post those other pages and get back to me with a brief summary. Good Robot.

Done