TEN FACTS / TAGGED

I've been tagged by both Shelly Kay Cullen and Das Viking

 

So here it is, my ten facts attached with my shitty SP (but that's all I got over the weekend!!! A SP in a grungy gas station restroom with florescent lights! I wanted to see how the florescent lights were captured by cam, and well is now my SP, because I am so uncreative or coward to post a "real" SP of myself)

 

1- I smoke. I hate it but I do. It slows me down in some aspects of my life, but I'm also not ready to give it up & lose the people I love because I'd become the biggest bitch in the world if I quit. What else do you do on a road trip anyway if you don't smoke???

 

2- I obsessively brush my teeth for about 15 minutes in the morning. I do one round of about 10 minutes, walking around the house, usually not dressed yet, and go back for another round of about 5 minutes. I've also recently purchased a bottle of Scope in which I never used before... this is now a new factor enabling my OCD! I try and brush lightly not to rip my gums apart, but it is hard!!!

 

3- I get angry & swear at objects. Like the toaster for not tossting fast enough, or my car door in which the hinge is broken & does not stay open, or a wall that "I" bump into, of coarse, it's the walls fault.

 

4- I NEVER return my messages, (possibly why Ben never leaves me voicemails!), especially ar work. I've been warmed, but I think they've come to terms that I will never change.

 

5- Ben and I never fight, (WOW... isn't that amazing!).

 

6- I always mispell "congratulations" and "basically"... ALWAYS, even though I know how they are spelt.

 

7- My eyes twitch when I wash the dishes. It's weird. I don't know why. The faster I wash the dishes, the faster my eyes twitch / blink.

 

8- I am somewhat prejudice. As far as I am concerned... stereotypes have become for a reason. It's a bad fact / characteristic, but it's true & I hate to admit it, but there it is

 

9- I was a very angry teen & used to self mutilate myself, today I pick my scabs until they become 3 times their size, a mosquito bite can become a warning for amputation once I am done with it, (ok, somewhere in here I should've make a fact that I exaggerate quite some, but I think that is pretty obvious).

 

10- I hate wearing lipstick. I hate the way it feels & tastes. I feel like it actually gives me bad breath & what wuld be the use of brushing my teeth for half of my morning rituals if I am just to put something on my lips to give me bad breath?

 

Can I add one more fact... please... because I am so pissed at my fucken car right now (example of being angry & swearing at objects)... I left at lunch and while turning in a curb, bringing my wheels back, there was a lot of resistance... the resistance continued & had to cease driving it... luckily there was a garage of very miserable mechanics just across the street. I decided it was best to pull my car in & leave it there in case it costs me another $20 000 to tow it back if I break down with my car... like a wheel flying by me. So, the 11th fact is that I've put at least $3500 in the past 3yrs on this FUCKEN SHITBOX (Saturn SL2 "98)... but who the fuck am I to complain...... my Dad bought it for me... what a stupid princess eh. Bitchin' about a car I didn't even pay for... I'm fed up of changing suspension parts on this stupid fucken car.

Update on the stupid fucken car: My tensioner to my alternator strap was "stuck", (whaaaat), they've "unstuck" it and now it's fine!?!?! I guess seeing as though the car did not have enough juice because the alternator strap had resistnce in it, possibly, my power steering created a resistence while the tensioner was stuck. Whatever, this car will be the death of me... literally. Start driving with a fucken helmet!

 

 

 

 

 

Done