Hot turtleneck sweater emotion

=Him: My darling, I will be your Wooly lover, nothing can stop my devotion, your tneck addict drives me crazy, even gorgeous overheating in hot summer sun can’t stop me!

=Her: This man is really foolish! He don't know that I've a lot of Wooly lovers more strong of him! It's easy dress with only one layer of turtleneck sweaters, I bet that with more layers he falling in sweat!

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