Non-Monogamy Advice: Life Lessons in the Desert

This one killed me. This guy could come up with answers so fast it was scary. LaurieAnne pulled up a chair and she started with: "My fiance is really sweet, but sometimes he forgets things I tell him and I have to ask him twice and I end up feeling like a nag..."

"Ya got a pool?"

"What?"

"Ya got a pool?"

"No."

"Okay, first order of business: ya gotta get a pool. Second order of business: get a pool boy."

Done