dole diary - just a gigolo

one of my friends had to put his dole form in - you have to write down all the jobs you have applied for, they rarely check... but as luck would have it, the guy at the counter flicked it open to the page with this on it.. My friend maintained his composure and tried to explain to the chap that he once was a gigolo, and thought he would return to that line of work - even added that it was 'just like any other job' after a while, and he added it wasnt as glamorous as it sounded.. He still didnt have the guy fully convinced until he said 'no, its a legitimate business... they have their own website'. WELL then IF ITS ON THE INTERNET then it must be true. Dole payment approved. RESULT! :)

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