Thursday's child: her story
Rosie Daisy had been on the cruiseship from Sydney heading to the Royal wedding...last time we saw her, she had docked in Singapore, had a fling, picked up a...cabaret singer-entertainer-chimneysweep jack of all trades.
Well, seeing her like *this*, she had clearly missed the boat. LIterally.
They docked in St. Petersburg, she got friendly drinking with the local matrossi - that's local speak for the Russky sailors and...well...that alone was classed as 'conduct unbecoming a young lady'. But the real reason the Captain threw her off? Cavorting with Bert, plus the fact Bert biffed the brawling sailor mob.
She'd booked the bargain slimline Fashion Fever cabin trunk, made to take one lady only in refined elegance (with an upright sleeping berth!), and a rule of: strictly no male companions...but Bert had snuck on in Singapore. Tsk tsk. So lock, stock and trunk, she was cast off by the Captain.
Nope, Bert was sitting pretty as he'd pay his way to England putting on shows and drawing chalk paintings on deck to entertain the kids, and that left hapless Rosie Daisy, the hopeless holiday hoarder and her HUGE haul...hungry, homeless and hard done by ;-(
Now, she'd have to figure out how to get herself - and her lovely loot - to Western Europe, toot sweet, because she didn't have a rouble, dollar, centime or Euro to her name.....but, she *always* had a plan!
Thursday's child: her story
Rosie Daisy had been on the cruiseship from Sydney heading to the Royal wedding...last time we saw her, she had docked in Singapore, had a fling, picked up a...cabaret singer-entertainer-chimneysweep jack of all trades.
Well, seeing her like *this*, she had clearly missed the boat. LIterally.
They docked in St. Petersburg, she got friendly drinking with the local matrossi - that's local speak for the Russky sailors and...well...that alone was classed as 'conduct unbecoming a young lady'. But the real reason the Captain threw her off? Cavorting with Bert, plus the fact Bert biffed the brawling sailor mob.
She'd booked the bargain slimline Fashion Fever cabin trunk, made to take one lady only in refined elegance (with an upright sleeping berth!), and a rule of: strictly no male companions...but Bert had snuck on in Singapore. Tsk tsk. So lock, stock and trunk, she was cast off by the Captain.
Nope, Bert was sitting pretty as he'd pay his way to England putting on shows and drawing chalk paintings on deck to entertain the kids, and that left hapless Rosie Daisy, the hopeless holiday hoarder and her HUGE haul...hungry, homeless and hard done by ;-(
Now, she'd have to figure out how to get herself - and her lovely loot - to Western Europe, toot sweet, because she didn't have a rouble, dollar, centime or Euro to her name.....but, she *always* had a plan!