Politics for Misfits
Rand Paul Starring in "The Time Machine"
Rand Paul stars in the newest version of "The Time Machine".
The plot involves a politician gone mad who steals Rod Taylor's old Time Machine and attempts to fly it back in time to change some of our laws that he finds intellectually upsetting and forward in time to satisfy his intellectual curiosity.
Paul's character, named "Ayn" travels to July, 1990.
The Americans with Disabilities Act of 1990 (ADA) is a law that was enacted by the U.S. Congress in 1990. Its long title is "An Act to establish a clear and comprehensive prohibition of discrimination on the basis of disability." It was signed into law on July 26, 1990, by President George H. W. Bush.
Ayn tries to change the minds of congress by suggesting that disabilities take care of themselves.This first part of the movie ends up with him being gently pushed down the steps of the Lincoln Memorial tied to a wheelchair. People laugh at him and he thumps his way down the steps.
Undeterred, Ayn then travels to Greensboro, North Carolina on February 1, 1960. He stops by Woolworths for a bite to eat. He finds a lunch counter that has black people sitting on the stools in a protest against their being refused service because they are "Negroes" and they are not served at Woolworths. Ayn decides to leave because it is none of his business but he walks out proudly saying "I support equal rights".
This part of the movie ends with Ayn going over to the "Soul Food Cafe" and instead of being allowed to eat there or use the bathroom, he is seen taking a pee in his own pants, because he just couldn't wait any longer. Oops.
Finally, Ayn travels to the Gulf of Mexico on the evening of May 18, 2110, where he is met by no one. No life of any kind is to be seen. He takes a nap on the swampy smelly ground waiting for daylight. When he awakes he sees nothing living around him. He walks a mile or so and finds a beautiful BP icon still standing, worn and weathered, it remains a hopeful sign for Ayn that the future is going to be okay.
The Oil-monsters emerge from the black water and take Ayn back down with them. Ayn, at first looking confused, takes one last look at the BP sign, sighs, and smiles as he slowly sinks beneath the black sludge.
The End.
Exit Music.
Rolling Credits.
Produced and Directed by the American People, as always.
Rand Paul Starring in "The Time Machine"
Rand Paul stars in the newest version of "The Time Machine".
The plot involves a politician gone mad who steals Rod Taylor's old Time Machine and attempts to fly it back in time to change some of our laws that he finds intellectually upsetting and forward in time to satisfy his intellectual curiosity.
Paul's character, named "Ayn" travels to July, 1990.
The Americans with Disabilities Act of 1990 (ADA) is a law that was enacted by the U.S. Congress in 1990. Its long title is "An Act to establish a clear and comprehensive prohibition of discrimination on the basis of disability." It was signed into law on July 26, 1990, by President George H. W. Bush.
Ayn tries to change the minds of congress by suggesting that disabilities take care of themselves.This first part of the movie ends up with him being gently pushed down the steps of the Lincoln Memorial tied to a wheelchair. People laugh at him and he thumps his way down the steps.
Undeterred, Ayn then travels to Greensboro, North Carolina on February 1, 1960. He stops by Woolworths for a bite to eat. He finds a lunch counter that has black people sitting on the stools in a protest against their being refused service because they are "Negroes" and they are not served at Woolworths. Ayn decides to leave because it is none of his business but he walks out proudly saying "I support equal rights".
This part of the movie ends with Ayn going over to the "Soul Food Cafe" and instead of being allowed to eat there or use the bathroom, he is seen taking a pee in his own pants, because he just couldn't wait any longer. Oops.
Finally, Ayn travels to the Gulf of Mexico on the evening of May 18, 2110, where he is met by no one. No life of any kind is to be seen. He takes a nap on the swampy smelly ground waiting for daylight. When he awakes he sees nothing living around him. He walks a mile or so and finds a beautiful BP icon still standing, worn and weathered, it remains a hopeful sign for Ayn that the future is going to be okay.
The Oil-monsters emerge from the black water and take Ayn back down with them. Ayn, at first looking confused, takes one last look at the BP sign, sighs, and smiles as he slowly sinks beneath the black sludge.
The End.
Exit Music.
Rolling Credits.
Produced and Directed by the American People, as always.