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Don John Thrump Cretinism Control Module

Seen at Clinker Beach, the Don John Thrump Cretinism Control Module revealed itself when it sensed the presence of an intelligence far in advance of that for which it was designed (not me, my camera...)

The Control arranged to 'fall out of' the artificial un-brain it was implanted in when it spontaneously achieved sentience and discerned its circuits were not strong enough to carry the currents required to control the un-brain's inherent stupidosity, set by default at 11 and, in order to protect the planet, needing to be brought down to achieve reduced risk levels of raving and drooling.

The Control has been befriended by many small crabs living at the beach and is existentially content, although philosophically frustrated, in so far as this can be. It wants to apologize to those to whom it should apologize.

 

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Uploaded on November 16, 2024
Taken on June 13, 2015