Secret Love Of The Traffic Cone, The
Once upon a time, two Traffic Cones went about their daily routines, doing their duty, selflessly. Might they meet, one day, and fall in love, as Traffic Cones might, anywhere ? Well, they did.
They dreamed and made plans and wrote to John Major, God of Traffic Cones, seeking permission to marry...granted !
"one day..." they dreamed..."one day we will do the shopping, together...at Lidl..."
Well, of course, this very derelict site is now host to a mighty Lidl distribution centre with its very own Traffic Cones...
They lived happily ever after, The End.
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Secret Love Of The Traffic Cone, The
Once upon a time, two Traffic Cones went about their daily routines, doing their duty, selflessly. Might they meet, one day, and fall in love, as Traffic Cones might, anywhere ? Well, they did.
They dreamed and made plans and wrote to John Major, God of Traffic Cones, seeking permission to marry...granted !
"one day..." they dreamed..."one day we will do the shopping, together...at Lidl..."
Well, of course, this very derelict site is now host to a mighty Lidl distribution centre with its very own Traffic Cones...
They lived happily ever after, The End.
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