Giles Watson's poetry and prose
Single-Finned Lophius
Single-Finned Lophius
This depressed blackish lophius
is the last thing in the box, awash
and pickled in a thick glass bottle,
slopping wanly, somehow forlorn
of expression. Dubious lophius,
inflated like bellows, suspended
in perpetual death-throes. Nodder,
let us have lateral, ventral and
dorsal perspectives upon it,
depicted size-of-nature. We’ll make
two foldout plates for our sixth
volume. Oh, and mix a little
pink for where the mouth hangs
open; that fish-white is far too
corpselike for our subscribers.
Here – there’s a note. “Found
washed-up, somewhat odorous,
snagged in kelp.” Numerous
teeth, tiny sharp. Nevertheless,
the whole thing suggests
something foetal. Hurry up.
Ah – look! The next chest is better:
a falcon skin from Carolina. Lend
me one of your lice. With some
magnification, that will pad out
this volume nicely, along with
the grey baboon, medicinal leech,
Fasciculated Ascdia, Peruvian
Jay, Lumbriciform Lizard and
that little Pyramidal Clio from
the American Ocean. I’ll get
Smith to shoot a Grey Wagtail
for good measure. Enough,
Nodder, I think we can say that
the depressed Lophius
is well
and truly
painted.
Poem by Giles Watson, s014. Picture: NM, Volume 6. Shaw was deeply confused by this specimen, tentatively concluding that it was a species of Monkfish or Anglerfish, but theorising that it could be “the foetus of any of the Trichechi” – apparently a reference to the Walrus. It was not until 1940 that Gilbert Percy Whitley correctly identified Shaw’s “Lophius” as a Coffin Ray (Hypnos monopterygius), a species of electric ray which is quite common in Australian inshore waters. The ray had by that stage already been described by the French zoologist Auguste Duméril in 1852. Once they have been stranded, the bodies of coffin-rays rapidly become bloated; this was clearly what threw Shaw so far off course. See Brian Saunders, Discovery of Australia's Fishes: A History of Australian Ichthyology to 1930, CSIRO, 2012, p. 14.
Single-Finned Lophius
Single-Finned Lophius
This depressed blackish lophius
is the last thing in the box, awash
and pickled in a thick glass bottle,
slopping wanly, somehow forlorn
of expression. Dubious lophius,
inflated like bellows, suspended
in perpetual death-throes. Nodder,
let us have lateral, ventral and
dorsal perspectives upon it,
depicted size-of-nature. We’ll make
two foldout plates for our sixth
volume. Oh, and mix a little
pink for where the mouth hangs
open; that fish-white is far too
corpselike for our subscribers.
Here – there’s a note. “Found
washed-up, somewhat odorous,
snagged in kelp.” Numerous
teeth, tiny sharp. Nevertheless,
the whole thing suggests
something foetal. Hurry up.
Ah – look! The next chest is better:
a falcon skin from Carolina. Lend
me one of your lice. With some
magnification, that will pad out
this volume nicely, along with
the grey baboon, medicinal leech,
Fasciculated Ascdia, Peruvian
Jay, Lumbriciform Lizard and
that little Pyramidal Clio from
the American Ocean. I’ll get
Smith to shoot a Grey Wagtail
for good measure. Enough,
Nodder, I think we can say that
the depressed Lophius
is well
and truly
painted.
Poem by Giles Watson, s014. Picture: NM, Volume 6. Shaw was deeply confused by this specimen, tentatively concluding that it was a species of Monkfish or Anglerfish, but theorising that it could be “the foetus of any of the Trichechi” – apparently a reference to the Walrus. It was not until 1940 that Gilbert Percy Whitley correctly identified Shaw’s “Lophius” as a Coffin Ray (Hypnos monopterygius), a species of electric ray which is quite common in Australian inshore waters. The ray had by that stage already been described by the French zoologist Auguste Duméril in 1852. Once they have been stranded, the bodies of coffin-rays rapidly become bloated; this was clearly what threw Shaw so far off course. See Brian Saunders, Discovery of Australia's Fishes: A History of Australian Ichthyology to 1930, CSIRO, 2012, p. 14.