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HUBBLE TELESCOPE MEETS HOLLYWOOD NAVEL GAZE...You INnie Or OUTie?

 

 

"SMALL WONDER WE SHOULD CHOOSE THIS MEDIUM...Human Congregation, Seated In The Dark Of Theaters, Virtually Hushed, Receptive: Perfect..."

 

--Alien Anonymous

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POV: FIRST CONTACT Bold-Stroked...

 

SO: you're in a theater, 40 minutes into, say, a 'romantic comedy'...

 

SUDDENLY: PALEOLITHIC cave painters appear on screen @ work on the most breathtaking mural ever seen...no explanation...an ineffable gravitas, a virtually palpable sense of history alive, including even (widely reported) the scent of smoke and human sweat...

 

FOR 12 INEXPLICABLE MINUTES...speaking in a language never heard by modern humanity, one artist even apparently making a joke that elicits loud collective laughter echoing through invisible chambers of an unknown cave (the location soon after discovered, further removing the prospect of a grand hoax & emphasizing a non-human intelligence behind it)

 

...SOME of the (unknowingly global) audience is intrigued and even mesmerized, others, after a minute or two, irritated, descend across time-zones (but mostly PST, West Coast U.S) to multiplex lobbies to complain, demand an explanation, what'-s-this-TRAILER doing interrupting what-I-Paid-To-SEE, etc...

 

WELL who knew? it's FIRST CONTACT

 

...but nothing follows for weeks

 

...as the world rocks in the vast roll

of a wholly unforeseen See Change...

 

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HUMANITY'S FIRST COLLECTIVE OUT-OF-BODY EXPERIENCE?

 

FOR THE RECORD:

 

"...THE WORLD WILL BE BESIDE ITSELF--

 

THERE WILL BE FEAR...SHOCK...MYSTERY...AWE...REVERENCE...HILARITY...

NEW RELIGIOUS DIVIDES, THRILLING SOLIDARITY, ASTONISHING 'FAULT-LINES' THROUGH EVERY ESTABLISHED POWER-BASE,

ROBUST & UNPREDICTABLE SOCIAL UPHEAVAL

ACROSS THE GLOBE.

 

MEANWHILE, INCREASINGLY 'FORWARD-LEANING' 'COMPETITION' AMONG HOLLYWOOD'S MOST ILLUSTRIOUS "CANDIDATES" FOR "DIRECTOR'S CUT"

WILL REDEFINE OLD FRIENDSHIPS & RIVALRIES...

 

AND YES, HOW COULD IT BE OTHERWISE?--

 

THERE WILL BE DINOSAURS..."

 

--Wyatt Matturs

 

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A NOTE ON TITLE & FORMAT OF "ALIEN ANONYMOUS"

 

E.T. 'MEME-GRAB' OF "ANONYMOUS" HACKTIVIST GROUP "MESSAGING"

[SILENT TEXT, MINUS VOICE-OVER] "SUGGESTS AN "UNSETTLING" EARTH-CYBERCULTURE SAVVY"

 

Known Former Members Of "Anonymous" Intensely Interrogated For Suspected "Alien Connectivity" Are Finally Released As Being

"In The Same Dark As The Rest Of Us. . ."

 

[Not Surprisingly, However, There's A Talk-Radioactive Half-Life Factor Not About To Give It uP...]

 

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ALIEN ANONYMOUS OFFER TO ACADEMY [AMPAS--Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences]

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ACADEMY ACCEPTANCE: www.flickr.com/photos/29101747@N07/9070413572/

 

POTUS v. PAMPAS --"Talks "Frank". . . www.flickr.com/photos/29101747@N07/8611695316/

 

TRUTHY IN THE SKY w/ DIAMONDS: bit.ly/11UmtT6

 

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WHAT IS "CONSCIOUSNESS", THAT YOU ARE "MINDFUL" OF "IT"?

 

FOR NOW UNSEEN AS SILENCE ITSELF, WE REACH THROUGH A GLASS DARKLY

(UPCLOSE &}...SUPERNATURALLY "PERSONAL"...

 

ALIEN ANONYMOUS--PITCH & ROLL--A SEMI-GRAPHIC NOVELLA Produced In A Reality That Includes {WAIT-For-it} ..."ETERNITY!"

 

--Random-Sequence Episode 'Flashcards' In The Downscroll

@: artistgeneral.blogspot.com

 

 

FACEBOOK PAGED @ PARALLEL UNIVERSAL PRESENTS ALIEN ANONYMOUS Movie.Series.Reality www.facebook.com/pages/Parallel-Universal-Presents-Alien-...

 

FLICKR POOLED @ PARALLEL UNIVERSAL PRESENTS: ALIEN ANONYMOUS www.flickr.com/groups/2227183@N25

 

PAUSE-AS-NEEDED, CONTEMPLATE AS SPIRIT MOVES:

ALL-IN FLOW-GO---FULL-SCREEN SLIDE SHOW: www.flickr.com/groups/2227183@N25/pool/show/

 

 

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THE TIME OF "RIPPLES" IS OVER. We Are Here In Part To "Roll-&-Surf" Your Collective Brain Waves, As It Whir..."Humalien Symbiosis", Your Future Historians, Having Coined It, Will Understand A Term Of "Science"--And Of "Art"...Hands-On, Mind-Around, By Sudden HEART. COME With Us, GO With Us:

 

Equally Glorious: Differently Infinite. . .

 

@ArtistGeneral

 

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NOTE: TWEAKAGE OF WHAT FOLLOWS IN PROGRESS (Version 2.0...ComingSoon...)

 

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--HOLLYWOULD REPORTER:

 

"...IN NO NEED OF POSTHUMOUS LIMELIGHT", MARK TWAIN graciously accepts

cutting-room-floor-fall for his featured 'Dinner Party' in ALIEN ANONYMOUS as "First Contact"

 

Conceding that "smoke trumps mirrors--the gritty universality of the new scene better carries the day for humanity in this indeed majestically distinctive film...besides, I expect the opportunity to recur in a "sequel"--that's what you call it, right? or a "series" in that Pandora's Home Box Office Thing? Nitflix? Exactly! Whatever..."

 

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ALIEN ANONYMOUS~RATED VO (Vividly Original)--GUARANTEED: CHEESY-CLICHE,

BUG-EYED-ALIEN-FREE!

 

"OVERRIDING" 30K+ Movie Screens, In Collective Global Simultaneity, Disabling All In-House Communication, Phones, iPads, Etc., Offlined: For 12 UNEXPLAINED MINUTES--Followed By A Silent Text Message--ALIEN ANONYMOUS (Per Se: Invisibly Silent, Save For A 'Tone' Before & After On-Screen Text Messages)

 

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FIRST CONTACT: THE INAUGURAL GLOBAL SCREEN-HACK

 

A flawless "capture" of cave painters, clearly speaking a language never written, heard or imagined by modern humanity. Faces torchlit, concentration intense, momentarily broken: echos roll from a brief gale of laughter seemingly in response to something the wide-eyed youngest of the four says. A female voice is heard approaching, with another torch-bearing male, a girl and boy, appearing around 9 and 12 years old.

 

They have charcoal, feathers, moss in hand. The eldest, maybe mid-forties, inhales deeply, then exhales, as if releasing himself through the sidelong downstroke he stretched for, stubbled-feather brush clotted with pigment, the glistening flank of a larger-than-life bison stands suddenly clear, every stroke audible over the stone, you can hear the soft but distinct huff & puff of the woman's breath blowing soot through a reed into an outline of the girl's hand held to the cave wall. She whispers something in her ear, the girl grins. Then the boy's hand is placed. In theaters everywhere many swear to "experiencing" a smell of bittersweet smoke.

 

This Scene, both digitally and in film-stock, inexplicably "embeds" in the copy of whatever movie it interrupted, as if it belonged there, allowing endless analysis in the weeks and months that follow, as well as the record uber-viral multi-billion online view count by midweek.

 

The day after First Contact--Easter Sunday (Christian speculation is especially tweaked, urgent & "confused") near-invisible & barely legible in the palm of a hand print, as if scratched there: what turns out to be GPS coordinates.

 

These are followed to an undiscovered cave in an unlikely location, three magnificent 'chambers', full of the most accomplished and oldest paleolithic art ever seen.

 

Dated at 44,000+ years old, computer analysis verifies that every stroke that glistened "live" onscreen in the A.A "OverRide" exactly matches the faded, long-dried pigment of the end result, just now discovered all these ages later, hence further dramatizing the non-human origin of what a now-forever-altered world recently witnessed--

 

gathered in motley clots of hundreds at a time, by the million: "full-spectrum humanity", having taken pains to sit together, receptively quiet in the dark, waiting for what the Big Screen will bring:

 

demonstrating why ALIEN ANONYMOUS chose this medium, founded in Hollywood, now, conveniently enough for their undisclosed purpose, among modern humanity's favorite pastimes.

 

Lines so long have never been seen before this, for anything playing. Because word is out--things are "happening" to people who sat through that first 12 minutes, who witnessed history made.

 

Some who entered their movie in wheelchairs..."walked" out.

 

(And Not because they didn't like it...)

 

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WINGNUT NATION "BESIDE ITSELF" AT RECENT ALIEN ANONYMOUS "OFFER"

 

"How On EARTH Can This Be Happening?--

 

NOT A Leader, NOT Even Our Speaker Of The House "Allowed'! No, NO, It'll Be Some Liberal Weeny Hollywood DIRECTOR "Chosen"--By The A-CAD-UH-ME"--Like An OSCAR... bit.ly/10q8ajN

For Solitary 'Face-Time' With This WHATEVER, WHOever, From WHERE-ever "Alien ANONYMOUS" Invasion--And THEN, Insult-To-INjury--Getting To "Choose" 3 Hours

From "The Quan-Tum Archives" Of Earth History! "Billions Of Years", Perfectly "Recorded". Do The MATH On THAT One, Folks! How Do Ya Get BILLIONS Out Of 6 THOUSAND Years?

 

YES, We HAVE Been "INVADED!" And They CAN, And HAVE, As We've All Seen And Heard TWICE Now, "OverRide" Twitter With Ill-Gotten Video-Streams Of "Power Corrupted"--

PRIVATE CONVERSATIONS Among MAKERS, Folks--Leaders, Movers And Shakers! So Now, So NOW--Anyone Who's "Somebody" Is Afraid To Speak FREELY! And What Does Washington DO About It? NOTHING! NADA! And Look, I Don't CARE If Some Precious Few Who Entered Theaters In Wheel-Chairs "Walked" Out After Seeing One Of These, These So-Called "OverRides" of Theirs...

 

The DEVIL Couldn't Do This? Read Your Scripture, Folks...

 

And BTW Have You SEEN The PR Roll-Out Of Hollywoodies Vying For This GOD-forsaken "DIRECTOR'S CUT" Thing?!--SHAMEless! Makes Chopped Liver Of An "Oscar". They Want It So Bad WE Can Taste It...'

 

.--Rush Limjones, Talk Radio Host

 

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PLAN B (In Case Of "Very Possible" Movie-Industrial-Mogultard 'Recklessly-Over-Cautious' BUTTheadery):

 

FLICKSTARTER CAMPAIGN ANNOUNCED FOR 'ALIEN ANONYMOUS' PROJECT. HELP US REACH OUR BLOCKBUSTER PRODUCTION GOAL OF $200,000,000!

 

"NO 'JACK-THE-GIANT-SLAYER' HERE! A-LIST DIRECTORS:

SOME OF YOU--ARE--RIGHT NOW--(SAD BUT TRUE)

"SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING" PROJECTS FAR LESS VISIONARY THAN 'ALIEN ANONYMOUS', ALREADY BLOWING THROUGH OR GEARING UP TO GO THROUGH TENS & HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS ON FILMS DESTINED FOR SHORT-TERM CULTURAL MEMORY OR VIRTUAL NATIONAL AMNESIA...

 

HOWEVER: ONE OF YOU WILL "GET" ALIEN ANONYMOUS. AND MAKE IT UNFORGETTABLE, AS YOU KNOW YOU CAN, AS YOUR HEART, MIND & GUT WILL TELL YOU, VIRTUALLY ON CONTACT WITH THIS TREATMENT: HERE. NOW.

 

Secure The Rights, Fool!

And You'll Thank Your Luckiest Stars For The Rest Of Your Career."

 

--Wyatt Matturs (CEO) CHUTZPAHDUCTIONS, PROUD To Carry The TORCH For AGP (Artist General Projections) And ALIEN ANONYMOUS!

 

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Michael Masley is a Culture-Jamming, Brain-storm-driven Creactivist, multi-tasking in Music, Poetry, Film Concepts [ALIEN ANONYMOUS] Progressive Politics. AKA the Artist General [GOOGLE]

 

His life is the subject of this film:

 

SHORT CLIPS FROM ART OFFICIALLY FAVORED

A Coming-Soon Docufeaturomedy Directed By Martin Yernazian:

 

MUSIC www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJsV52_2E_s

WORD www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJEDR8j29xc

ARTIST GENERAL www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz2vgdcVW-k

 

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