giant pick up truck

I came into work one day to discover this in front of it. You can see the normal sized car next to it to get an approximation of its size. To give you a better idea, chris is 6'5 and he couldn't see into the trunk. I wish I could have got a better photo but there really weren't any good angles. I got a total of 3 photos before the guy inside noticed what I was doing. He honked at me, quite rudely, because he understood what was going on. I gave him the finger and went inside only to find out by one of my coworkers that he had just been in there for lunch, and was, he said, a professional body builder. Apparently, his muscles were HUGE. I'd like to know exactly who this dude is so I could google him. I have a feeling he's overcompensating for something. He's trying extra hard to show how manly he is, so is he??? Sadly, we will never know. Either way, Chris estimated it must have cost him a liberal $50000 to make his car look like that. My coworker guessed 100 grand. Who knows?? Also, as he was leaving, he almost backed into Chris' car, which was directly behind him. In addition to being hilarious, that would have been a brand new car for the boyfriend.

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