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Well, it's New Year's Eve once again, time once again to mark the official beginning of the annual pina colada harvest and margarita roundup, the perfect time for the ritual pro forma disclaimer and Miranda warning, just to be certain that everyone is safe and emolumized, elocution-wise.
And of course the the legal silliness -
1) You affirm that you are at least 18 years of age or whatever age is considered legal adult age in your jurisdiction, planet, or alternate reality; 2) You agree that viewing adult-oriented materials does not in any way violate the standards of decency in the community or planetary system in which you reside, nor where you are currently viewing the material; 3) you certify that you are not in any way allergic to or offended by adult-oriented materials and if you are, you'll quickly get the hell out of here before your mommy catches you; 4) you state that you will not allow minors to have access to these pages in any way; 5) by agreeing to the aforementioned, you forego any claims against this site and its owners and hold same blameless and yadda yadda yadda, blah blah blah. and so on and so forth, ad infinitum, ad nauseum.
3885
Well, it's New Year's Eve once again, time once again to mark the official beginning of the annual pina colada harvest and margarita roundup, the perfect time for the ritual pro forma disclaimer and Miranda warning, just to be certain that everyone is safe and emolumized, elocution-wise.
And of course the the legal silliness -
1) You affirm that you are at least 18 years of age or whatever age is considered legal adult age in your jurisdiction, planet, or alternate reality; 2) You agree that viewing adult-oriented materials does not in any way violate the standards of decency in the community or planetary system in which you reside, nor where you are currently viewing the material; 3) you certify that you are not in any way allergic to or offended by adult-oriented materials and if you are, you'll quickly get the hell out of here before your mommy catches you; 4) you state that you will not allow minors to have access to these pages in any way; 5) by agreeing to the aforementioned, you forego any claims against this site and its owners and hold same blameless and yadda yadda yadda, blah blah blah. and so on and so forth, ad infinitum, ad nauseum.