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TMG C3: Brittany's Recaps Ep0
Brittany: “Hi, guys! So I think it's no secret that I've applied to Top Model by Grace all three times they've held auditions. Anyways, being the Top Model junkie that I am, I decided to do videos each week commenting on the photo shoots, the girls, and just the episodes in general. I’ve also got a good friend to do it all with me! Say hi, Ferris.”
Ferris: “Hi, Ferris.”
Brittany: “He’s so silly. Anyways, we’ll go in alphabetical order. First girl is…Aleksandra. Thoughts?”
Ferris: “She’s an interesting one, that’s for sure. Love her height. I think she can only do a certain type of modeling though so I don’t see her winning.”
Brittany: “She’s an awesome take on the whole California beach girl. Way different than the girls I see at the beaches around here. Sure, she’s got a little too much peroxide in the hair but Grace really does an awesome job of casting oddly-beautiful girls. Ok, next is Analeigh.”
Ferris: “Isn’t she some socialite in L.A.? Why is she on the show?”
Brittany: “Who knows? What do you think about her hair?”
Ferris: “Very attention-seeking. I didn’t think she was all that pretty before and now she’s trying to hide behind that lion mane.”
Brittany: “Ouch! Harsh words, sir.”
Ferris: “I tell it like it is, ma’am. I like Bianca though. She looks like she’s got a lot of spunk and is unafraid to take risks.”
Brittany: “Ok, your taste level is questionable. I don’t think this girl is a model at all. I see her being an early out. Like…even I would have fit in with the Cycle 3 girls better.”
Ferris: “You’re just bitter!”
Brittany: “Am not! I honestly don’t think she can win or even get past top fourteen! Let’s move on. Your thoughts on Brie?”
Ferris: “I like her. She looks like she should be a big time model already. Sort of makes you wonder why she tried out for the show though.”
Brittany: “I heard she’s dating that hot teen model, Rom? Or was. I can’t remember. I think she’s going to be a tough one to beat though. Top three if not the winner of this cycle.”
Ferris: “Who’s next?”
Brittany: “Viewer’s choice winner Christie. I like her. She’s one of the older girls but I’m really glad she made it out of all the girls they had picked for the ‘wild card’ option this cycle.”
Ferris: “Eh. I think she’s nice but not winner material. I mean, c’mon, they put her as a viewer’s choice option. You think they’ll let her win?”
Brittany: “Ohmygosh, you’re just so mean today! I have faith Christie will be one of those girls you’re going to see consistently do better.”
Ferris: “Yeah, and then she’ll get eliminated for a reason they’ve been hiding behind their sleeves all along. It’s reality tv, baby.”
Brittany: “Moving on…we have Filon.”
Ferris: “Another L.A. socialite. These girls have to have paid their way in or something.”
Brittany: “No! I love Filon’s look. I read somewhere she’s half-Polish and half-Korean. I heard she’s a total bitch though and you know how mean girls never win?”
Ferris: “Amen. Who’s the girl who looks like a more plain, shaved head version of Filon?”
Brittany: “MEAN. That’s Fenia. I love her for being bold enough to have her hair like that! I hope she makes it far. She looks like she could be a fun one to watch. Next we have…Joy!”
Ferris: “Oh, joy.”
Brittany: “Shut up.”
Ferris: “She’s got a baby face. Looks too young in my opinion.”
Brittany: “Who do you actually like in this cast other than Bianca? Geez.”
Ferris: “Hey, I like Brie too. I also like the next girl – Marisol.”
Brittany: “Other than Bianca, you really like those plain Jane looking kind of models, eh?”
Ferris: “Marisol looks like she can walk any runway! Look at them legs! I’d love me some of that.”
Brittany: “Oh, ew. Didn’t need that. I like her but I feel like she’s a filler. She’s 23…it’ll be harder for her to break in than girls like Joy. Hold up, I think we left out a few girls! I swear I had them in alphabetical order before we filmed this.”
Ferris: “Ooh, this girl. Georgie. I like her. Really stands out from everyone else. How did you leave out this girl? Not cool Brit.”
Brittany: “Gosh, sorry! I like her, too. I think her name is actually Georgiana, but that sooo doesn’t fit her. What’s really cool is that you can tell she has this skater girl, tomboy personality but she looks sooo polished and everything.”
Ferris: “Who’s this mousy blonde with the freckles?”
Brittany: “This is Linae. I think she’s pretty but I don’t think she’ll get too far. She looks so lost in this photo.”
Ferris: “I don’t like her bangs. She’s got some cute freckles though. She kind of looks a bit like Brie but not so much of a model factor to her?”
Brittany: “Mm, I see where you’re coming from. Ok, next we have Liv. I really don’t like this girl. It’s like Bianca – why is she here in a modeling competition?”
Ferris: “Well, I like her. She’s got this bad-ass attitude coming all over.”
Brittany: “In her general info, it says she’s a band manager. Ok, I see that. She’s only 5’7” though. I don’t get why girls who are 5’7” always try to be the next Kate Moss.”
Ferris: “You hate her but watch this girl beat out all those skinny bitches you like, haha!”
Brittany: “Did someone spike your water today?”
Ferris: “Possibly. Maybe it was you.”
Brittany: “Moving on…next is Rhi. Full name Rhiannon. She’s sooo Earthy-hippie.”
Ferris: “Yeah, but look at all that fierceness in the face. I think she might be the winner.”
Brittany: “Maybe. She’s the tallest at 5’11.5”.”
Ferris: “Cool. I’m placing my money on her.”
Brittany: “I’m holding you to that. Next up is Seanna. She’s a spicy looking one. It looks to me Grace always casts one Asian girl in each cycle.”
Ferris: “She’s got such a party-girl vibe to her. I think she’d be a cool person to hang around. Might be one of those girls who overdo it on photoshoots though.”
Brittany: “You think so?”
Ferris: “Eh, just guessing. How many girls left, I’m starving!”
Brittany: “We just ate an hour ago! After Seanna is Sinead. Look at that hair! Jealous.”
Ferris: “She kind of has that permanent bitch face. A more fierce version of you, Brit!”
Brittany: “Hey!!! Ok, I can kind of see why I didn’t make it in if she did. But why are Brie and Linae both in though?” *pouts*
Ferris: “Aw, don’t do that. Final girl. Almost done.”
Brittany: “Okay, fine. The sixteenth girl in Cycle 3 is Tat-jana.”
Ferris: “I think it’s pronounced ‘Tat-ti-an-a’. I like this girl too. Has some really strong features to her face. She might be one of the house bitches though.”
Brittany: “Ok, I agree with you on all points there. That means not the winner. I love the shoes she’s wearing in this pic though. All in all, this is a really strong cast of girls. Who do you think will be the winner?”
Ferris: “I still say Rhi. Watch her take it all and you’ll owe me twenty bucks!”
Brittany: “No way! I think Marisol can totally outdo your pick in this competition.”
Ferris: “Oh? Didn't you not like her?”
Brittany: “Did I? Did I really say that, Ferris? *blows raspberry* Ok, I’m hungry too. Let’s eat. Thanks everyone for watching! I’ll continue doing these videos when the episodes air. You might see Ferris, you might not. Bye now!”
TMG C3: Brittany's Recaps Ep0
Brittany: “Hi, guys! So I think it's no secret that I've applied to Top Model by Grace all three times they've held auditions. Anyways, being the Top Model junkie that I am, I decided to do videos each week commenting on the photo shoots, the girls, and just the episodes in general. I’ve also got a good friend to do it all with me! Say hi, Ferris.”
Ferris: “Hi, Ferris.”
Brittany: “He’s so silly. Anyways, we’ll go in alphabetical order. First girl is…Aleksandra. Thoughts?”
Ferris: “She’s an interesting one, that’s for sure. Love her height. I think she can only do a certain type of modeling though so I don’t see her winning.”
Brittany: “She’s an awesome take on the whole California beach girl. Way different than the girls I see at the beaches around here. Sure, she’s got a little too much peroxide in the hair but Grace really does an awesome job of casting oddly-beautiful girls. Ok, next is Analeigh.”
Ferris: “Isn’t she some socialite in L.A.? Why is she on the show?”
Brittany: “Who knows? What do you think about her hair?”
Ferris: “Very attention-seeking. I didn’t think she was all that pretty before and now she’s trying to hide behind that lion mane.”
Brittany: “Ouch! Harsh words, sir.”
Ferris: “I tell it like it is, ma’am. I like Bianca though. She looks like she’s got a lot of spunk and is unafraid to take risks.”
Brittany: “Ok, your taste level is questionable. I don’t think this girl is a model at all. I see her being an early out. Like…even I would have fit in with the Cycle 3 girls better.”
Ferris: “You’re just bitter!”
Brittany: “Am not! I honestly don’t think she can win or even get past top fourteen! Let’s move on. Your thoughts on Brie?”
Ferris: “I like her. She looks like she should be a big time model already. Sort of makes you wonder why she tried out for the show though.”
Brittany: “I heard she’s dating that hot teen model, Rom? Or was. I can’t remember. I think she’s going to be a tough one to beat though. Top three if not the winner of this cycle.”
Ferris: “Who’s next?”
Brittany: “Viewer’s choice winner Christie. I like her. She’s one of the older girls but I’m really glad she made it out of all the girls they had picked for the ‘wild card’ option this cycle.”
Ferris: “Eh. I think she’s nice but not winner material. I mean, c’mon, they put her as a viewer’s choice option. You think they’ll let her win?”
Brittany: “Ohmygosh, you’re just so mean today! I have faith Christie will be one of those girls you’re going to see consistently do better.”
Ferris: “Yeah, and then she’ll get eliminated for a reason they’ve been hiding behind their sleeves all along. It’s reality tv, baby.”
Brittany: “Moving on…we have Filon.”
Ferris: “Another L.A. socialite. These girls have to have paid their way in or something.”
Brittany: “No! I love Filon’s look. I read somewhere she’s half-Polish and half-Korean. I heard she’s a total bitch though and you know how mean girls never win?”
Ferris: “Amen. Who’s the girl who looks like a more plain, shaved head version of Filon?”
Brittany: “MEAN. That’s Fenia. I love her for being bold enough to have her hair like that! I hope she makes it far. She looks like she could be a fun one to watch. Next we have…Joy!”
Ferris: “Oh, joy.”
Brittany: “Shut up.”
Ferris: “She’s got a baby face. Looks too young in my opinion.”
Brittany: “Who do you actually like in this cast other than Bianca? Geez.”
Ferris: “Hey, I like Brie too. I also like the next girl – Marisol.”
Brittany: “Other than Bianca, you really like those plain Jane looking kind of models, eh?”
Ferris: “Marisol looks like she can walk any runway! Look at them legs! I’d love me some of that.”
Brittany: “Oh, ew. Didn’t need that. I like her but I feel like she’s a filler. She’s 23…it’ll be harder for her to break in than girls like Joy. Hold up, I think we left out a few girls! I swear I had them in alphabetical order before we filmed this.”
Ferris: “Ooh, this girl. Georgie. I like her. Really stands out from everyone else. How did you leave out this girl? Not cool Brit.”
Brittany: “Gosh, sorry! I like her, too. I think her name is actually Georgiana, but that sooo doesn’t fit her. What’s really cool is that you can tell she has this skater girl, tomboy personality but she looks sooo polished and everything.”
Ferris: “Who’s this mousy blonde with the freckles?”
Brittany: “This is Linae. I think she’s pretty but I don’t think she’ll get too far. She looks so lost in this photo.”
Ferris: “I don’t like her bangs. She’s got some cute freckles though. She kind of looks a bit like Brie but not so much of a model factor to her?”
Brittany: “Mm, I see where you’re coming from. Ok, next we have Liv. I really don’t like this girl. It’s like Bianca – why is she here in a modeling competition?”
Ferris: “Well, I like her. She’s got this bad-ass attitude coming all over.”
Brittany: “In her general info, it says she’s a band manager. Ok, I see that. She’s only 5’7” though. I don’t get why girls who are 5’7” always try to be the next Kate Moss.”
Ferris: “You hate her but watch this girl beat out all those skinny bitches you like, haha!”
Brittany: “Did someone spike your water today?”
Ferris: “Possibly. Maybe it was you.”
Brittany: “Moving on…next is Rhi. Full name Rhiannon. She’s sooo Earthy-hippie.”
Ferris: “Yeah, but look at all that fierceness in the face. I think she might be the winner.”
Brittany: “Maybe. She’s the tallest at 5’11.5”.”
Ferris: “Cool. I’m placing my money on her.”
Brittany: “I’m holding you to that. Next up is Seanna. She’s a spicy looking one. It looks to me Grace always casts one Asian girl in each cycle.”
Ferris: “She’s got such a party-girl vibe to her. I think she’d be a cool person to hang around. Might be one of those girls who overdo it on photoshoots though.”
Brittany: “You think so?”
Ferris: “Eh, just guessing. How many girls left, I’m starving!”
Brittany: “We just ate an hour ago! After Seanna is Sinead. Look at that hair! Jealous.”
Ferris: “She kind of has that permanent bitch face. A more fierce version of you, Brit!”
Brittany: “Hey!!! Ok, I can kind of see why I didn’t make it in if she did. But why are Brie and Linae both in though?” *pouts*
Ferris: “Aw, don’t do that. Final girl. Almost done.”
Brittany: “Okay, fine. The sixteenth girl in Cycle 3 is Tat-jana.”
Ferris: “I think it’s pronounced ‘Tat-ti-an-a’. I like this girl too. Has some really strong features to her face. She might be one of the house bitches though.”
Brittany: “Ok, I agree with you on all points there. That means not the winner. I love the shoes she’s wearing in this pic though. All in all, this is a really strong cast of girls. Who do you think will be the winner?”
Ferris: “I still say Rhi. Watch her take it all and you’ll owe me twenty bucks!”
Brittany: “No way! I think Marisol can totally outdo your pick in this competition.”
Ferris: “Oh? Didn't you not like her?”
Brittany: “Did I? Did I really say that, Ferris? *blows raspberry* Ok, I’m hungry too. Let’s eat. Thanks everyone for watching! I’ll continue doing these videos when the episodes air. You might see Ferris, you might not. Bye now!”