Turd Present?

Caitlin gave me this for Christmas. Even reading the packaging, we have no idea what he's supposed to be. It's smooshy -- you can pull and squeeze and reshape him. A very odd feel to him; tough to describe. Really, what is he supposed to be!!! I say if it looks like a turd and feels like a turd...it's a turd!

 

So maybe this qualifies for the Christmas Dysfunction group. Because...who gives turds for Christmas!! lol

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