What's for Breakfast?

Breakfast Special

 

A couple went to breakfast at a restaurant where the special was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.

 

"The special sounds good," the wife said. "But I don't want the eggs."

 

"Then I'll have to charge you three dollars and seventy-nine cents because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.

 

"You mean I'd have to pay extra for not taking the eggs?" the wife asked incredulously. "I'll take the special."

 

"How do you want your eggs?"

 

"Raw and in the shell," the wife replied. She took the two eggs home.

 

 

Big thanks to Essence of a Dream"> for her beauitufl texture!

 

Guys, I'm so sorry, I should be able to catch up with everyone this weekend!

xoxoxo

Done