Soliciting on The Death Star
Stormtrooper Bruce is one of the first to be paid a visit by Emperor Palpatine's nephew who is back visitng the Death Star. And this time he's on a mission.
Vader: Trooper, you remember the Emperor's nephew. He's here for a few days, and I've been assigned to escort him around the ship.
STB: How could I forget the Emperor's nephew? So good to see you again. Are you still going by a different name each day?
Sue: Of course I am. But Unka Pappy says it's hard to keep up and I should make it weekly instead of daily.
STB: Wonderful. And who are you today?
Sue: My name is Sue!
STB: OK. Um, well ... that's different. So, what do you have here, Sue?
Sue: I'm selling cases of this bubble gum. I'm trying to raise money for a worthy cause, and every case you buy will help! Unka Pappy has started a "Find the Droids" fund and I want to help. How many cases can I put you down for?
STB: Well, you certainly know your spiel, don't you? How many cases did Vader buy?
Sue: Oh, he hasn't bought any yet. Who ever buys the most, he promised to double that! He's the bestest ever!
STB: Yes he is. Well, you can put me down for ten cases. My trainees will love a little treat after a long hard day. And you know what? While you're here I think you should change your name twice a day. That will help your Unka Pappy keep his mind extra sharp.
Sue: Wow! That's awesome! Ten cases! Everyone else is just buying one. You're the bestest ever, too. And for the rest of the day I'm gonna be Mr. Bean!
Vader: Trooper, you do realize I won't forget this, don't you?
Soliciting on The Death Star
Stormtrooper Bruce is one of the first to be paid a visit by Emperor Palpatine's nephew who is back visitng the Death Star. And this time he's on a mission.
Vader: Trooper, you remember the Emperor's nephew. He's here for a few days, and I've been assigned to escort him around the ship.
STB: How could I forget the Emperor's nephew? So good to see you again. Are you still going by a different name each day?
Sue: Of course I am. But Unka Pappy says it's hard to keep up and I should make it weekly instead of daily.
STB: Wonderful. And who are you today?
Sue: My name is Sue!
STB: OK. Um, well ... that's different. So, what do you have here, Sue?
Sue: I'm selling cases of this bubble gum. I'm trying to raise money for a worthy cause, and every case you buy will help! Unka Pappy has started a "Find the Droids" fund and I want to help. How many cases can I put you down for?
STB: Well, you certainly know your spiel, don't you? How many cases did Vader buy?
Sue: Oh, he hasn't bought any yet. Who ever buys the most, he promised to double that! He's the bestest ever!
STB: Yes he is. Well, you can put me down for ten cases. My trainees will love a little treat after a long hard day. And you know what? While you're here I think you should change your name twice a day. That will help your Unka Pappy keep his mind extra sharp.
Sue: Wow! That's awesome! Ten cases! Everyone else is just buying one. You're the bestest ever, too. And for the rest of the day I'm gonna be Mr. Bean!
Vader: Trooper, you do realize I won't forget this, don't you?