One Week Only on the Death Star
The weekend is finally here so Stormtrooper Bruce and his friends head off to Haunted Alley. The Bake Off is tonight and contestants are bringing their goods in hopes of winning the Grand Prize, which is yet to be announced.
TK:432: I can't believe you guys talked me in to going first. You know how much this thing scares me! There's always something horrible roaming the gardens. And I'm NOT talking about Vader.
TK-1110: Hey, you want some cheese with that whine? You're just being wimpy 'cause Chewie ate your second batch of cupcakes. Will it help if we say you carved this pumpkin? That'll count toward your next review, won't it?
Fett: Dude, look! It's your glowy eyed, shape shifting girlfriend guarding the door! Thought you dumped her at the Petting Zoo. She's perfect for this Haunted Alley!
STB: Vader's dogs! For the last time that is not my girlfriend! And for crying out loud, will you please take off that stupid mask. You're creeping me out, big time.
Fett: What are you talking about, my Precious? I'm not wearing a mask. Hey, check out the loser with those fancy apples. Like he thinks he's got a chance to win the baking contest.
STB: I think that mask is starting to effect you. Turn around and bother someone else, K? You're gonna make me drop these cupcakes.
TK-432: D-Did you read that sign! What do you think it means by Shelob's Corn Maze of Death?
TK-1110: Palpatine must still be tryng to drum up attendance for his dangerous DSPZ. Hey, didja hear STB's leg wasn't really broken? That cast was just a ruse. STB was furious when he found out until he learned Palpatine is throwing in a year of burgers to go along with those free pizzas.
STB: I tried to get fries with that, but he threatened to zap me with his freaky lightening bolts!
Fett: Bummer!
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One Week Only on the Death Star
The weekend is finally here so Stormtrooper Bruce and his friends head off to Haunted Alley. The Bake Off is tonight and contestants are bringing their goods in hopes of winning the Grand Prize, which is yet to be announced.
TK:432: I can't believe you guys talked me in to going first. You know how much this thing scares me! There's always something horrible roaming the gardens. And I'm NOT talking about Vader.
TK-1110: Hey, you want some cheese with that whine? You're just being wimpy 'cause Chewie ate your second batch of cupcakes. Will it help if we say you carved this pumpkin? That'll count toward your next review, won't it?
Fett: Dude, look! It's your glowy eyed, shape shifting girlfriend guarding the door! Thought you dumped her at the Petting Zoo. She's perfect for this Haunted Alley!
STB: Vader's dogs! For the last time that is not my girlfriend! And for crying out loud, will you please take off that stupid mask. You're creeping me out, big time.
Fett: What are you talking about, my Precious? I'm not wearing a mask. Hey, check out the loser with those fancy apples. Like he thinks he's got a chance to win the baking contest.
STB: I think that mask is starting to effect you. Turn around and bother someone else, K? You're gonna make me drop these cupcakes.
TK-432: D-Did you read that sign! What do you think it means by Shelob's Corn Maze of Death?
TK-1110: Palpatine must still be tryng to drum up attendance for his dangerous DSPZ. Hey, didja hear STB's leg wasn't really broken? That cast was just a ruse. STB was furious when he found out until he learned Palpatine is throwing in a year of burgers to go along with those free pizzas.
STB: I tried to get fries with that, but he threatened to zap me with his freaky lightening bolts!
Fett: Bummer!
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