Making the News on the Death Star
After breaking his leg in a disasterous fall at the Death Star Petting Zoo, Stormtrooper Bruce is recoverng back in his quarters, enjoying a quiet visit with his friends - when things suddenly take a turn for the worse.
TK-1110: Well here you are, your first piping hot pizza. Looks like Palpatine is making good on his promise of free pizza for a year since you agreed to have that accident at his DSPZ.
Fett: You'll forgive me if I don't show you much sympathy. Only a moron would go and have a real accident when he's supposed to have a fake one. But the end result is the same, free food as long as we all pretend you were attacked by one of his creepy beasties.
STB: As long as Palpatine is happy, I'm happy.
TK-432: Hey, I was looking through your cook book and found this awesome recipe. Will you be able to give me baking lessons so I can enter the Haunted Alley Bakeoff? I don't need to win, just enter. In my last review I was told I need to participate in more Empire activities.
STB: Baking lessons? Of course I'll hel... Vaders Dogs! Look what the Top Story on the news is tonight! Vader said news of the accident would be spread by word of mouth only! That is NOT word of mouth!
Fett: Really? THAT's how you fell! You look like a Gungan, all twisted and upside down.
STB: Lookit what the editors have done to me! There's no way I looked that ridiculous!
TK-1110: Actually that is exactly how you looked. When I finally turned around and saw you, it was all I could do not to laugh when I was calling the medic droid.
STB: That is so wrong. My reputation will be ruined. I just knew this was going to turn out bad!
TK-432: Relax, just have a few more movie nights and feed us pizza, and this will eventually become a faded memory. Especially if you throw in a few brewskies.
Fett: So, are you still happy?
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More fun if viewed original or large.
Making the News on the Death Star
After breaking his leg in a disasterous fall at the Death Star Petting Zoo, Stormtrooper Bruce is recoverng back in his quarters, enjoying a quiet visit with his friends - when things suddenly take a turn for the worse.
TK-1110: Well here you are, your first piping hot pizza. Looks like Palpatine is making good on his promise of free pizza for a year since you agreed to have that accident at his DSPZ.
Fett: You'll forgive me if I don't show you much sympathy. Only a moron would go and have a real accident when he's supposed to have a fake one. But the end result is the same, free food as long as we all pretend you were attacked by one of his creepy beasties.
STB: As long as Palpatine is happy, I'm happy.
TK-432: Hey, I was looking through your cook book and found this awesome recipe. Will you be able to give me baking lessons so I can enter the Haunted Alley Bakeoff? I don't need to win, just enter. In my last review I was told I need to participate in more Empire activities.
STB: Baking lessons? Of course I'll hel... Vaders Dogs! Look what the Top Story on the news is tonight! Vader said news of the accident would be spread by word of mouth only! That is NOT word of mouth!
Fett: Really? THAT's how you fell! You look like a Gungan, all twisted and upside down.
STB: Lookit what the editors have done to me! There's no way I looked that ridiculous!
TK-1110: Actually that is exactly how you looked. When I finally turned around and saw you, it was all I could do not to laugh when I was calling the medic droid.
STB: That is so wrong. My reputation will be ruined. I just knew this was going to turn out bad!
TK-432: Relax, just have a few more movie nights and feed us pizza, and this will eventually become a faded memory. Especially if you throw in a few brewskies.
Fett: So, are you still happy?
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More fun if viewed original or large.