Love Token on the Death Star
Stormtrooper Bruce has received a mystery gift from Mos Eisley that is both confusing and a little bit scary. This is not how he wanted to end his week.
STB: What am I going to do? I don't know who this is from because I can't read the writing inside this note. It's some crazy language I've never seen before!
TK-1110: But the outside clearly says "I ♥ U" and you know what that means!
STB: No, don't say it!
TK-1110: It means you made a love connection that weekend you went to Mos Eisley! Dude, you still don't remember anything that happened?
STB: A love connection! No way. Don't even say those words!
TK-1110: I hate to ask, but what kind of person sends THIS as a confession of their love?
STB: It's so wrong! And look at this heart. It's GREEN! Does that mean she has green blood? Vader's dogs! What if she isn't a she! What if... I can't even bring myself to say it...
TK-1110: Green blood, that can only mean one thing. A shape shifter. Or a Vulcan, but I don't think there's any of those in this sector. Wait, doesn't Yoda have green blood?
STB: This isn't funny. If she sent this here, she knows where I live. I'm going to kill Fett for ever taking me to Eisley. I knew it was too good to be true.
TK-1110: You know what? If your Secret Love is really a shape shifter - how do you know this red glowy eyed monsterthing isn't her in disguise?
STB: Well if it is, then she-it-whatever is in for a big surprise because I'm sending this out the nearest airlock, and pretend I never saw it. It never came. I know nothing. Wanna help me?
TK-1110: Thought you'd never ask, you little heart breaker, you!
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Love Token on the Death Star
Stormtrooper Bruce has received a mystery gift from Mos Eisley that is both confusing and a little bit scary. This is not how he wanted to end his week.
STB: What am I going to do? I don't know who this is from because I can't read the writing inside this note. It's some crazy language I've never seen before!
TK-1110: But the outside clearly says "I ♥ U" and you know what that means!
STB: No, don't say it!
TK-1110: It means you made a love connection that weekend you went to Mos Eisley! Dude, you still don't remember anything that happened?
STB: A love connection! No way. Don't even say those words!
TK-1110: I hate to ask, but what kind of person sends THIS as a confession of their love?
STB: It's so wrong! And look at this heart. It's GREEN! Does that mean she has green blood? Vader's dogs! What if she isn't a she! What if... I can't even bring myself to say it...
TK-1110: Green blood, that can only mean one thing. A shape shifter. Or a Vulcan, but I don't think there's any of those in this sector. Wait, doesn't Yoda have green blood?
STB: This isn't funny. If she sent this here, she knows where I live. I'm going to kill Fett for ever taking me to Eisley. I knew it was too good to be true.
TK-1110: You know what? If your Secret Love is really a shape shifter - how do you know this red glowy eyed monsterthing isn't her in disguise?
STB: Well if it is, then she-it-whatever is in for a big surprise because I'm sending this out the nearest airlock, and pretend I never saw it. It never came. I know nothing. Wanna help me?
TK-1110: Thought you'd never ask, you little heart breaker, you!
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Viewing large is always fun.