Knock Before Entering on the Death Star
A very irate Pons Limbic goes to the Death Star in search for Boba Fett because the Pee (Palpatine's Empire Entertainment) he purchased from the bartender on Tatooine is completely useless without an universal converter.
Limbic: Where is he? I went to Fett's quarters and he wasn't there. I was told he might be here.
Stormtrooper Bruce: Dude, you just walked right in to my quarters without knocking? Why are you looking for Fett? And you better ask nicely.
Limbic: Fett sold this Pee to the bartender on Tatooine, who in turn sold it to me. But without a converter the only place it works is on this ridiculous Death Star. It's useless to me, and I want my money back. So tell me, please, where is that thieving Fett hiding?
STB: OK, Brainiac, let me get this straight. You have in your possession one of the galaxies most coveted and impossible to get games, which you can't use. You sneak onto the Death Star populated with countless Stormtroopers, all bored beyond belief and with money in our pockets because it's payday. And you're looking for Fett to get your money back? You're not very smart are you? And you didn't ask nicely, either.
TK-1110: If you let me shoot him, we can tag him.
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Knock Before Entering on the Death Star
A very irate Pons Limbic goes to the Death Star in search for Boba Fett because the Pee (Palpatine's Empire Entertainment) he purchased from the bartender on Tatooine is completely useless without an universal converter.
Limbic: Where is he? I went to Fett's quarters and he wasn't there. I was told he might be here.
Stormtrooper Bruce: Dude, you just walked right in to my quarters without knocking? Why are you looking for Fett? And you better ask nicely.
Limbic: Fett sold this Pee to the bartender on Tatooine, who in turn sold it to me. But without a converter the only place it works is on this ridiculous Death Star. It's useless to me, and I want my money back. So tell me, please, where is that thieving Fett hiding?
STB: OK, Brainiac, let me get this straight. You have in your possession one of the galaxies most coveted and impossible to get games, which you can't use. You sneak onto the Death Star populated with countless Stormtroopers, all bored beyond belief and with money in our pockets because it's payday. And you're looking for Fett to get your money back? You're not very smart are you? And you didn't ask nicely, either.
TK-1110: If you let me shoot him, we can tag him.
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Viewing large is always fun.