Caffeine Crisis on the Death Star
Not all Movie Nights are created equal, as Stormtrooper Bruce has learned the hard way. After a long week without his favorite beverage, at the last minute STB decided on 'Plan B' when he learned Fett was back on board. Over the years, the guys have learned to 'just go with it' and not ask too many questions.
Fett: Well, lookie here, Chewie, our guests have finally arrived! And as promised they've brought their feeble bribes in hopes of joining us for Game Night!
TK-1110: Nice to see you, too! I see you haven't changed since the last time we got together. And, um, aren't you the one who requested burgers and brewskies?
STB: What he said! That cooler is crammed full of cold ones. But, if you don't mind, I think I'll just...
Fett: Whoa, Bro! Can't you read!?! Unless you want the fillings in your teeth to explode, do NOT plug in that coffee pot!
TK-432: What? You're assuming Dude has fillings?
TK-1110: Or, that he even has teeth?
STB: Hardee-har-har! Everyone's a comedian. My coffee brewer machine died last week, and I've gone all this time without a drop of coffee. I need my caffeine! So, undo your little trap and let me at it!
Fett: No can do bro! I'm here because I just set a trap for someone who has a big price on their head. Palpatine said I could hunker down here until I catch him, and in the meantime, he's making a list of Rebel Scum he wants me to pick up.
STB: OK. But what's that got to do with your coffee pot?
Fett: If I tell you, I'll have to shoot you, and I don't have that many friends to start with. Why not order some from the Mess Hall?
TK-432: Um, no one on this ship drinks that Morning Mudd they call coffee in the Mess Hall.
STB: What we have here is a failure to communicate. I need some brew, bro! You have a coffee pot! We have food, and you don't. So, why in the great galaxy are you being .... Oh!
Fett: Yes?
STB: You're messing with me again, right? You're so wrong for that!
Fett: Welcome to my dusty, rusted out cargo hold! Let's get this party started. And, btw, better drop that plug before someone gets hurt.
STB: You're still messing with me, right?
Chewie: Bereewe eoir fioe r9fjd! Croiewe Peoindf?
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Caffeine Crisis on the Death Star
Not all Movie Nights are created equal, as Stormtrooper Bruce has learned the hard way. After a long week without his favorite beverage, at the last minute STB decided on 'Plan B' when he learned Fett was back on board. Over the years, the guys have learned to 'just go with it' and not ask too many questions.
Fett: Well, lookie here, Chewie, our guests have finally arrived! And as promised they've brought their feeble bribes in hopes of joining us for Game Night!
TK-1110: Nice to see you, too! I see you haven't changed since the last time we got together. And, um, aren't you the one who requested burgers and brewskies?
STB: What he said! That cooler is crammed full of cold ones. But, if you don't mind, I think I'll just...
Fett: Whoa, Bro! Can't you read!?! Unless you want the fillings in your teeth to explode, do NOT plug in that coffee pot!
TK-432: What? You're assuming Dude has fillings?
TK-1110: Or, that he even has teeth?
STB: Hardee-har-har! Everyone's a comedian. My coffee brewer machine died last week, and I've gone all this time without a drop of coffee. I need my caffeine! So, undo your little trap and let me at it!
Fett: No can do bro! I'm here because I just set a trap for someone who has a big price on their head. Palpatine said I could hunker down here until I catch him, and in the meantime, he's making a list of Rebel Scum he wants me to pick up.
STB: OK. But what's that got to do with your coffee pot?
Fett: If I tell you, I'll have to shoot you, and I don't have that many friends to start with. Why not order some from the Mess Hall?
TK-432: Um, no one on this ship drinks that Morning Mudd they call coffee in the Mess Hall.
STB: What we have here is a failure to communicate. I need some brew, bro! You have a coffee pot! We have food, and you don't. So, why in the great galaxy are you being .... Oh!
Fett: Yes?
STB: You're messing with me again, right? You're so wrong for that!
Fett: Welcome to my dusty, rusted out cargo hold! Let's get this party started. And, btw, better drop that plug before someone gets hurt.
STB: You're still messing with me, right?
Chewie: Bereewe eoir fioe r9fjd! Croiewe Peoindf?
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