It’s About Time on the Death Star
After another long, grueling week, Stormtrooper Bruce was in the mood for something a little different for Movie Night. After hearing that Vader was planning on making random surprise inspections, STB knew exactly what that something was! Something he hasn't done in a while. Knowing Vader would definitely be “dropping in unexpectedly” it would be the perfect time to mess with him. And thankfully, the guys are always all in on times like this.
Vader: Pardon my intrusion on your little get-together, but … what in the Great Galaxy is going on here this time?
STB: No intrusion, Sir. It’s Movie Night tonight, and I decided we’d have some fun.
TK-432: We’re playing Toss the Card to see who gets the good throne! As you can see, I didn’t win this round.
TK-1110: So far, my aim has been the best, so I got this rocking chair, I mean the Throne of Fame!
STB: You see, Sir, it’s easy. Before each movie starts you stand there on the “stand here” sign, and then toss five cards into the gold pot. The one who gets the most cards in gets to choose the Throne they want, and then assign the other thrones! We have the Throne of Fame, the Throne of Pain, the Throne of Shame and the Throne of Stains.
Vader: That is the most absurd thing I’ve ever … wait a second. Is that Throne of Pain that horrible chair I gave you ages ago? You still have it? And… oh no! Is that pink… thing… the one I tossed into the garbage compactor years ago, twice? Are you the one who keeps retrieving it?
STB: That’s an affirmative, Sir, on both accounts. Never know when they might come in handy. Would you like to join us? It’s easy. And fun, especially when you win. Here’s a card.
Vader: Why?!?
STB: Why not?
TK-1110: Sir, sorry to interrupt, but you said you were here to make an announcement?
Vader: Yes, I’d like to announce... You three are out… I find your pathetic attempts at humor most… Oh, never mind! I’m leaving. Good evening troopers. Enjoy your insanity.
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It’s About Time on the Death Star
After another long, grueling week, Stormtrooper Bruce was in the mood for something a little different for Movie Night. After hearing that Vader was planning on making random surprise inspections, STB knew exactly what that something was! Something he hasn't done in a while. Knowing Vader would definitely be “dropping in unexpectedly” it would be the perfect time to mess with him. And thankfully, the guys are always all in on times like this.
Vader: Pardon my intrusion on your little get-together, but … what in the Great Galaxy is going on here this time?
STB: No intrusion, Sir. It’s Movie Night tonight, and I decided we’d have some fun.
TK-432: We’re playing Toss the Card to see who gets the good throne! As you can see, I didn’t win this round.
TK-1110: So far, my aim has been the best, so I got this rocking chair, I mean the Throne of Fame!
STB: You see, Sir, it’s easy. Before each movie starts you stand there on the “stand here” sign, and then toss five cards into the gold pot. The one who gets the most cards in gets to choose the Throne they want, and then assign the other thrones! We have the Throne of Fame, the Throne of Pain, the Throne of Shame and the Throne of Stains.
Vader: That is the most absurd thing I’ve ever … wait a second. Is that Throne of Pain that horrible chair I gave you ages ago? You still have it? And… oh no! Is that pink… thing… the one I tossed into the garbage compactor years ago, twice? Are you the one who keeps retrieving it?
STB: That’s an affirmative, Sir, on both accounts. Never know when they might come in handy. Would you like to join us? It’s easy. And fun, especially when you win. Here’s a card.
Vader: Why?!?
STB: Why not?
TK-1110: Sir, sorry to interrupt, but you said you were here to make an announcement?
Vader: Yes, I’d like to announce... You three are out… I find your pathetic attempts at humor most… Oh, never mind! I’m leaving. Good evening troopers. Enjoy your insanity.
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Viewing Large is always fun. Just click on the image.