It's Been A Long Week on the Death Star
Halfway through his "Cat Sitting" duty, Stormtrooper Bruce is pleased to report things are going as well as can be expected.
At least he still has all his fingers, and no trips to the Med Bay have been needed.
TK-432: Dude! How much longer do you have to watch that crazy cat?
TK-1110: Actually, he seems a lot calmer that the previous times you've had to watch him. Except, I'm not liking the look he's giving those pies. How far did you say he can leap?
STB: Guys, Vader said he'd be gone for two weeks, and it's only been one week. One very lo-o-o-o-ong week! Cujo hasn't changed! I'd forgotten about the 3AM zoomies, the constant "feed me" tricks he pulls by looking extra sweet, and the, um, how shall I say this...?
TK-432: The constant Poo Patrol? Yeah, you're kinda falling behind on that front.
TK-1110: About that ... eyesore - I was hoping you weren't messing with us, and that was our real dessert! We know how much you like your dessert impostor Kitty Litter Cake, but Halloween is still a few months away.
STB: Guys, Ciujo has to be treated with the utmost care, pampered and spoiled, just like Palpatine's nephew. I clean that box daily, I think he just 'makes room' so he can eat more treats.
TK-432: Now we know why Vader brought that humongous bag of litter! Cujo has Vader under his spell, too, eh? Whatcha bet Vader's 'secret mission' is to go find more cat treats! Special treats! A whole ship of nothing but the best for the P's nephew's cat.
STB: Guys, this is no laughing matter. Vader checks in with me daily, wanting to speak to Cujo, to make sure I'm taking good care of his widdie kiddy! You haven't lived until you've heard Vader talking baby talk to a cat! One more week of this ... I don't what you call this.
TK-11110: Hey, I know! Just think of it this way - these may be the Brownie Points you're looking for!
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It's Been A Long Week on the Death Star
Halfway through his "Cat Sitting" duty, Stormtrooper Bruce is pleased to report things are going as well as can be expected.
At least he still has all his fingers, and no trips to the Med Bay have been needed.
TK-432: Dude! How much longer do you have to watch that crazy cat?
TK-1110: Actually, he seems a lot calmer that the previous times you've had to watch him. Except, I'm not liking the look he's giving those pies. How far did you say he can leap?
STB: Guys, Vader said he'd be gone for two weeks, and it's only been one week. One very lo-o-o-o-ong week! Cujo hasn't changed! I'd forgotten about the 3AM zoomies, the constant "feed me" tricks he pulls by looking extra sweet, and the, um, how shall I say this...?
TK-432: The constant Poo Patrol? Yeah, you're kinda falling behind on that front.
TK-1110: About that ... eyesore - I was hoping you weren't messing with us, and that was our real dessert! We know how much you like your dessert impostor Kitty Litter Cake, but Halloween is still a few months away.
STB: Guys, Ciujo has to be treated with the utmost care, pampered and spoiled, just like Palpatine's nephew. I clean that box daily, I think he just 'makes room' so he can eat more treats.
TK-432: Now we know why Vader brought that humongous bag of litter! Cujo has Vader under his spell, too, eh? Whatcha bet Vader's 'secret mission' is to go find more cat treats! Special treats! A whole ship of nothing but the best for the P's nephew's cat.
STB: Guys, this is no laughing matter. Vader checks in with me daily, wanting to speak to Cujo, to make sure I'm taking good care of his widdie kiddy! You haven't lived until you've heard Vader talking baby talk to a cat! One more week of this ... I don't what you call this.
TK-11110: Hey, I know! Just think of it this way - these may be the Brownie Points you're looking for!
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