A Parting Gift on the Death Star
It’s the first weekend of the month, and time for another KSS lesson for Palpatine’s nephew. Stormtrooper Bruce has finally gotten the hang of these Kitchen Survival Skills lessons, now that he knows the kid actually does know his way around the kitchen. So this time, STB hopes he’s planned a nice little surprise that will go over well. Because if the nephew ain’t happy then nobody’s happy.
SJ: Wowzers, Unka Dude! This has been the bestest day ever! I can’t believe we baked all these gingerbread men! They’re almost too cute to eat!
STB: Well, Sloppy Joe, and by the way, I love the name you chose for today... very fitting, I know how much you love your Christmas in July, so it only seemed right we should bake something Christmassy for today's KSS lesson.
SJ: It’s wonderful! Momma said we couldn’t have Christmas in July this year accause tomorrow we’re going on vacation. She’s still looking for a suitable planet for us to live on. She’s not crazy about living on the Officer’s Deck, says she’s tired of having to put her best foot forward all the time. Which is silly because both her feet look the same to me!
STB: Again with the WTMIAO, way too much information at once. But I won’t tell. So how long will you be gone?
SJ: Momma said for four weeks, I sure am going to miss Christmas in July. Maybe next year we can do it in June and July!?! Oooh, I’ll have to ask her, but I better wait until she’s in a good mood.
STB: Well, I was going to send you home with a box of some of your cookies to enjoy. So, what if, I let you take them all? That way, you can share them with your mother, and you’ll have something to snack on while you’re away.
SJ: Oh wowzer, wow, wowie! I might even share some with Unka Pappy before we leave. He’ll love them! That way he’ll know how good I did in class today. But don’t worry, I won’t tell him about the batch I burned in the oven, or the bowl I dropped and broke, or about the dough I accidentally slung on the ceiling. Those can be our secrets. I’m good at keeping secrets now that I’m getting bigger!
STB: Again with the WTMIAO, but no worries, I can keep secrets, too! OK, Sloppy, I think you’ve worked hard enough today. It’s way past time for lunch. Let’s sit down, eat, rest our weary bones and watch some toons. Then I’ll finish boxing up your cookies before you leave. And, as a parting gift, I’ll even let you take this Christmas tree, so you’ll have something Christmassy on your shuttle to enjoy while you’re away.
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A Parting Gift on the Death Star
It’s the first weekend of the month, and time for another KSS lesson for Palpatine’s nephew. Stormtrooper Bruce has finally gotten the hang of these Kitchen Survival Skills lessons, now that he knows the kid actually does know his way around the kitchen. So this time, STB hopes he’s planned a nice little surprise that will go over well. Because if the nephew ain’t happy then nobody’s happy.
SJ: Wowzers, Unka Dude! This has been the bestest day ever! I can’t believe we baked all these gingerbread men! They’re almost too cute to eat!
STB: Well, Sloppy Joe, and by the way, I love the name you chose for today... very fitting, I know how much you love your Christmas in July, so it only seemed right we should bake something Christmassy for today's KSS lesson.
SJ: It’s wonderful! Momma said we couldn’t have Christmas in July this year accause tomorrow we’re going on vacation. She’s still looking for a suitable planet for us to live on. She’s not crazy about living on the Officer’s Deck, says she’s tired of having to put her best foot forward all the time. Which is silly because both her feet look the same to me!
STB: Again with the WTMIAO, way too much information at once. But I won’t tell. So how long will you be gone?
SJ: Momma said for four weeks, I sure am going to miss Christmas in July. Maybe next year we can do it in June and July!?! Oooh, I’ll have to ask her, but I better wait until she’s in a good mood.
STB: Well, I was going to send you home with a box of some of your cookies to enjoy. So, what if, I let you take them all? That way, you can share them with your mother, and you’ll have something to snack on while you’re away.
SJ: Oh wowzer, wow, wowie! I might even share some with Unka Pappy before we leave. He’ll love them! That way he’ll know how good I did in class today. But don’t worry, I won’t tell him about the batch I burned in the oven, or the bowl I dropped and broke, or about the dough I accidentally slung on the ceiling. Those can be our secrets. I’m good at keeping secrets now that I’m getting bigger!
STB: Again with the WTMIAO, but no worries, I can keep secrets, too! OK, Sloppy, I think you’ve worked hard enough today. It’s way past time for lunch. Let’s sit down, eat, rest our weary bones and watch some toons. Then I’ll finish boxing up your cookies before you leave. And, as a parting gift, I’ll even let you take this Christmas tree, so you’ll have something Christmassy on your shuttle to enjoy while you’re away.
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