A Little Help From My Friends on the Death Star
After mulling around all week, wondering how he was going to fix his problem, Stormtrooper Bruce finally came up with an answer. Now all STB has to do is convince his 'secret weapon' to help him out.
Fett: Whoa! That was probably the worst thing I’ve ever heard! And I don’t mean that as a compliment. I’ve been to a lot of planets and heard a lot of horrible things, and this song you’ve been practicing is one of the worst out there!
STB: You see? That’s why we need your help! We’ve been practicing all week, and we haven’t made much progress.
TK-1110: Dude here actually thinks we can get good enough to play that song. Almost like a backhanded insult, “Oh here, let’s learn this terrible song, but you have to be good to be bad.”
TK-432: I still don’t get it. Why learn this monstrosity just so we can play a prank on Nubie?
Fett: He’s got a point. Why not come up with something easy to do? What do you need me for? Next to me, you’re the best prankster in the galaxy!
Chewie: Pftgoierj gfoierjew fpoie rfpe! Gep-oe d0(ew0)?
STB: Yes, Chewie, the pizza will be arriving shortly, and we’ll restart the movie. Now, back to what we were talking about. Fett, that’s just it. You’re the best! I was hoping you could rig these instruments to play that song while we’re pretending to play them?
Fett: Rig these instruments? That’s genius! Of course I can, but it’ll take a week or so. And it’ll cost you.
TK-1110: Big surprise.
STB: Go on.
Fett: I get to borrow these instruments afterward. I know a cantina that holds weekly contests, and the winner gets free drinks for a week. With these instruments Chewie and I can score big! For some reason all the aliens out there love this song, but it makes my ears bleed! So, if you can throw in some earplugs, that’d be sweet!
TK-1110: No way! I bet he’s talking about that cantina on that planet where Newbie learned to dance! It’s a small universe!
Fett: One last thing. What if your prank backfires? What if Newbie wants to dance so badly that he’ll agree to enter Palpatine’s Talent Show with you as his background musicians?
TK-432: No way! That’s the same thing I asked Dude here! What if? It’s a small universe after all!
STB:
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A Little Help From My Friends on the Death Star
After mulling around all week, wondering how he was going to fix his problem, Stormtrooper Bruce finally came up with an answer. Now all STB has to do is convince his 'secret weapon' to help him out.
Fett: Whoa! That was probably the worst thing I’ve ever heard! And I don’t mean that as a compliment. I’ve been to a lot of planets and heard a lot of horrible things, and this song you’ve been practicing is one of the worst out there!
STB: You see? That’s why we need your help! We’ve been practicing all week, and we haven’t made much progress.
TK-1110: Dude here actually thinks we can get good enough to play that song. Almost like a backhanded insult, “Oh here, let’s learn this terrible song, but you have to be good to be bad.”
TK-432: I still don’t get it. Why learn this monstrosity just so we can play a prank on Nubie?
Fett: He’s got a point. Why not come up with something easy to do? What do you need me for? Next to me, you’re the best prankster in the galaxy!
Chewie: Pftgoierj gfoierjew fpoie rfpe! Gep-oe d0(ew0)?
STB: Yes, Chewie, the pizza will be arriving shortly, and we’ll restart the movie. Now, back to what we were talking about. Fett, that’s just it. You’re the best! I was hoping you could rig these instruments to play that song while we’re pretending to play them?
Fett: Rig these instruments? That’s genius! Of course I can, but it’ll take a week or so. And it’ll cost you.
TK-1110: Big surprise.
STB: Go on.
Fett: I get to borrow these instruments afterward. I know a cantina that holds weekly contests, and the winner gets free drinks for a week. With these instruments Chewie and I can score big! For some reason all the aliens out there love this song, but it makes my ears bleed! So, if you can throw in some earplugs, that’d be sweet!
TK-1110: No way! I bet he’s talking about that cantina on that planet where Newbie learned to dance! It’s a small universe!
Fett: One last thing. What if your prank backfires? What if Newbie wants to dance so badly that he’ll agree to enter Palpatine’s Talent Show with you as his background musicians?
TK-432: No way! That’s the same thing I asked Dude here! What if? It’s a small universe after all!
STB:
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