U is for Umbrella
2025 FAFM February 21 - U
U is for Umbrella
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It’s an Umbrella on the Death Star
After a long, unexciting week, Stormtrooper Bruce was really looking forward to this evenings Movie Night. However, due to an unexpected supply shortage, he was unable to order the food and drinks the guys always expected. His only hope was to upsell the “treats” and with luck they’ll go for it.
TK-NuB: There you have it! Upbeat, and easy peasy!
STB: Unbelievable!
TK-432: He’s upside down! But how? I don’t see any anti-grav units!
Tk-1110: Um, hellooo, he’s also dancing with an umbrella!! Newbie, you really expect us to do that, too?!? That’s utter nonsense!
TK-NuB: Guys! You don’t understand. It’s really easy. Just get up, and I’ll show you.
TK-432: No thanks! I’ll just sit back, relax and unwind on this bed and watch while the rest of you wind up in urgent care!
STB: Newbie, your dance moves are undeniably unique, the best the universe has ever seen, and the only way to win one of the P’s talent shows, but - alas, even I have to admit we’re just a bunch of useless coconuts.
TK-1110: Now don’t get upset, it’s nothing personal. Dude here has been trying unsuccessfully for ages to get us to join in his silly unicorn games, but we’re united in our front. News update - we are the No Can Do Bros!”
STB: True, every word he uttered. I’ve tried every underhanded trick under the sun I could think of to get them up on stage with me, but they won’t budge. Unfortunately, I fear you won’t be crying out Utinni this time!
TK-NuB: But… but… I have umbrellas!
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Viewing Large is always fun. Just click on the image.
And yes, this advice is unnecessary, but old habits are hard to break.
U is for Umbrella
2025 FAFM February 21 - U
U is for Umbrella
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It’s an Umbrella on the Death Star
After a long, unexciting week, Stormtrooper Bruce was really looking forward to this evenings Movie Night. However, due to an unexpected supply shortage, he was unable to order the food and drinks the guys always expected. His only hope was to upsell the “treats” and with luck they’ll go for it.
TK-NuB: There you have it! Upbeat, and easy peasy!
STB: Unbelievable!
TK-432: He’s upside down! But how? I don’t see any anti-grav units!
Tk-1110: Um, hellooo, he’s also dancing with an umbrella!! Newbie, you really expect us to do that, too?!? That’s utter nonsense!
TK-NuB: Guys! You don’t understand. It’s really easy. Just get up, and I’ll show you.
TK-432: No thanks! I’ll just sit back, relax and unwind on this bed and watch while the rest of you wind up in urgent care!
STB: Newbie, your dance moves are undeniably unique, the best the universe has ever seen, and the only way to win one of the P’s talent shows, but - alas, even I have to admit we’re just a bunch of useless coconuts.
TK-1110: Now don’t get upset, it’s nothing personal. Dude here has been trying unsuccessfully for ages to get us to join in his silly unicorn games, but we’re united in our front. News update - we are the No Can Do Bros!”
STB: True, every word he uttered. I’ve tried every underhanded trick under the sun I could think of to get them up on stage with me, but they won’t budge. Unfortunately, I fear you won’t be crying out Utinni this time!
TK-NuB: But… but… I have umbrellas!
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Viewing Large is always fun. Just click on the image.
And yes, this advice is unnecessary, but old habits are hard to break.