My Bad on the Death Star
In the middle of his preparations for Movie Night, Stormtrooper Bruce receives an unexpected guest. STB is used to interruptions, but sometimes they can be a little challenging.
KH: Unka Dude! Unka Dude! Hello! It's me! I know it's only been a few weeks, but I sure missed you! Did you miss me? Oh, I brought Cujo Kitty with me, too! Momma sent me accause I owe you a pology!
STB: Well hello, Little Dude! I see you're still enjoying your fancy schmancy robot. But, why does your Momma say you owe me an apology? Oh, and what's your name today?
KH: Oh, yes, my robot and I have been exploring the entire ship. He's so big sometimes it gets really tricky to get into certain places. And he's the perfect pet carrier, too! Cujo loves him accause he feels safe up there where no one can bother him. Oh, and today my name is Knuckle Head, accause that's what everyone is calling me!
STB: What?!? Why in the Great Galaxy is everyone calling you that?
KH: Well, it's a long story. Remember last week when you were assigned Security Duty at Unka Pappy's Petting Zoo, accause of a break in? Well... that was my fault. My robot and I were checking out the critters there, and we accidentally bumped into some things and broke some things, and maybe some of the critters got loose. My robot was still new, so I was still trying to learn how to work him.
STB: OK. I think I see where this is going. Continue.
KH: Well, the next few days, all I heard Unka Pappy and that Dark Vader man say was, "What knucklehead breaks into a Petting Zoo?" Or they'd say, "What knucklehead vandalizes a Petting Zoo?!?" Over and over they would say things like that. Then, when Momma learned what happened, she knew ... it was me! And she told them! And now I'm here to pologize for making you miss your Movie Night last weekend. My bad! I'm really sorry!
STB:
KH: I'm really super-duper sorry!
STB: Well, accidents happen. So, I accept your apology. Too bad you can't stay... but, unless your robot is equipped with a kitty litter box, you may need to hurry back to your quarters. Cujo Kitty looks like he needs a potty break! Thanks for stopping by and zinging my brain with your WTMIAO apology. Way too much information at once takes time to process, so I'll see you later, alligator. After while crocodile. Time for bed, knucklehead.
KH: Oh Unka Dude, you're so silly! You might be right about Cujo Kitty. My robot needs an upgrade, and fast! We better hurry before it's too late!
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My Bad on the Death Star
In the middle of his preparations for Movie Night, Stormtrooper Bruce receives an unexpected guest. STB is used to interruptions, but sometimes they can be a little challenging.
KH: Unka Dude! Unka Dude! Hello! It's me! I know it's only been a few weeks, but I sure missed you! Did you miss me? Oh, I brought Cujo Kitty with me, too! Momma sent me accause I owe you a pology!
STB: Well hello, Little Dude! I see you're still enjoying your fancy schmancy robot. But, why does your Momma say you owe me an apology? Oh, and what's your name today?
KH: Oh, yes, my robot and I have been exploring the entire ship. He's so big sometimes it gets really tricky to get into certain places. And he's the perfect pet carrier, too! Cujo loves him accause he feels safe up there where no one can bother him. Oh, and today my name is Knuckle Head, accause that's what everyone is calling me!
STB: What?!? Why in the Great Galaxy is everyone calling you that?
KH: Well, it's a long story. Remember last week when you were assigned Security Duty at Unka Pappy's Petting Zoo, accause of a break in? Well... that was my fault. My robot and I were checking out the critters there, and we accidentally bumped into some things and broke some things, and maybe some of the critters got loose. My robot was still new, so I was still trying to learn how to work him.
STB: OK. I think I see where this is going. Continue.
KH: Well, the next few days, all I heard Unka Pappy and that Dark Vader man say was, "What knucklehead breaks into a Petting Zoo?" Or they'd say, "What knucklehead vandalizes a Petting Zoo?!?" Over and over they would say things like that. Then, when Momma learned what happened, she knew ... it was me! And she told them! And now I'm here to pologize for making you miss your Movie Night last weekend. My bad! I'm really sorry!
STB:
KH: I'm really super-duper sorry!
STB: Well, accidents happen. So, I accept your apology. Too bad you can't stay... but, unless your robot is equipped with a kitty litter box, you may need to hurry back to your quarters. Cujo Kitty looks like he needs a potty break! Thanks for stopping by and zinging my brain with your WTMIAO apology. Way too much information at once takes time to process, so I'll see you later, alligator. After while crocodile. Time for bed, knucklehead.
KH: Oh Unka Dude, you're so silly! You might be right about Cujo Kitty. My robot needs an upgrade, and fast! We better hurry before it's too late!
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