No Disintegrations on the Death Star
It may be Movie Night, but Stormtrooper Bruce has a feeling that just might not happen this weekend. Seems the new "critters" who arrived at Palpatine's Petting Zoo this week had plans of their own.
Palpatine: I do appreciate you and your friends 'volunteering' to help round up my little buggies. They are very special to me, so please remember - No Disintegrations!
STB: Well, sir, it was hard to say no when you asked if I'd help you with a special project of super secrecy.
Palpatine: Yes, well, we don't want word to get out that the Keeper left the door open and my buggies escaped. The door has been repaired, but we've yet to locate the Keeper.
TK-432: Sir, your buggies, um, they are safe aren't they? I mean, they won't eat us will they?
Palpatine: Of course not! They are being trained as Guard Bugs for some of our more remote outposts. They can withstand the harshest conditions imaginable.
TK-1110: Trained, sir?
Palpatine: Yes, well, they still have to learn friend from foe, don't they? So, if you please, make sure your blasters are set on stun. No disintegrations!
STB: Of course, sir. We'll get them rounded up before they reach the other decks. If you'll just give me the key to their enclosure, I can make sure they're locked in, safe and sound.
Palpatine: Yes, well... as I said before. We've yet to locate the Keeper, so we don't have the key. And the spare is surprisingly, um... missing, too. Vader suspects sabotage, and is reviewing our security cameras as we speak.
STB: No key? So how are we supposed to...
Palpatine: Not to worry, I have our best minds working on new keys this very moment. Once they can determine what material my little buggies can't chew through, their enclosure can be reinforced, and a set of keys will be delivered to you pronto.
STB: So, in the meantime, we're setting our blasters on stun!
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No Disintegrations on the Death Star
It may be Movie Night, but Stormtrooper Bruce has a feeling that just might not happen this weekend. Seems the new "critters" who arrived at Palpatine's Petting Zoo this week had plans of their own.
Palpatine: I do appreciate you and your friends 'volunteering' to help round up my little buggies. They are very special to me, so please remember - No Disintegrations!
STB: Well, sir, it was hard to say no when you asked if I'd help you with a special project of super secrecy.
Palpatine: Yes, well, we don't want word to get out that the Keeper left the door open and my buggies escaped. The door has been repaired, but we've yet to locate the Keeper.
TK-432: Sir, your buggies, um, they are safe aren't they? I mean, they won't eat us will they?
Palpatine: Of course not! They are being trained as Guard Bugs for some of our more remote outposts. They can withstand the harshest conditions imaginable.
TK-1110: Trained, sir?
Palpatine: Yes, well, they still have to learn friend from foe, don't they? So, if you please, make sure your blasters are set on stun. No disintegrations!
STB: Of course, sir. We'll get them rounded up before they reach the other decks. If you'll just give me the key to their enclosure, I can make sure they're locked in, safe and sound.
Palpatine: Yes, well... as I said before. We've yet to locate the Keeper, so we don't have the key. And the spare is surprisingly, um... missing, too. Vader suspects sabotage, and is reviewing our security cameras as we speak.
STB: No key? So how are we supposed to...
Palpatine: Not to worry, I have our best minds working on new keys this very moment. Once they can determine what material my little buggies can't chew through, their enclosure can be reinforced, and a set of keys will be delivered to you pronto.
STB: So, in the meantime, we're setting our blasters on stun!
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