Delusions of Grandeur on the Death Star
It's Movie Night again, and Stormtrooper Bruce and the guys were excited to get it started, especially when they heard Fett was on board, having just delivered a few prisoners to Palpatine. But when Fett was a no show for Movie Night, STB and they guys decided to take the party to him.
Fett: Well, look what the swamp fumes of Dagoba just blew in! I wondered when you three would show up?
STB: Nice to see you, too! When you didn't show up, we thought you might like some pizza, and something to wash it down with. I see we were wrong. What in the Great Galaxy is going on here?
Fett: Well, the P's bounty wasn't as much as I needed, so I decided to "have some fun" and open up this rusted-out cargo hold to anyone who wanted to come and try to beat my score.
TK:1110: What's in it for them?
Fett: Well, the winner gets to take a selfie with me and my bear rug! He's all folded up now so no one can step on him. But the winner stands there on that spot to take their photo!
STB: Um, dude! What's in it for you?
Fett: I'm charging 50 credits for 15 minutes, to give everyone a chance to play - no hogging the arcade. Vader's been back a dozen times, trying to beat my score. He may be a Sith Lord, but he sucks at arcade games.
TK-432: No offense, but why would anyone want to beat your score? It's not like you're some Gallactic Phenomenon at arcades. Besides, that bear rug of yours isn't all that either. Maybe they just want to play because it's fun?
Fett: What if I throw in a free ride in my Slave 1?
STB: I'll gladly trade you a slice of pizza today for a ride in your little ship tomorrow!
Fett: OK, OK, I get it. I'll stick to bounty hunting. But, it's been worth it just watching Vader. Oh, sounds like it's his turn again. Let's sit down and enjoy the show!
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Delusions of Grandeur on the Death Star
It's Movie Night again, and Stormtrooper Bruce and the guys were excited to get it started, especially when they heard Fett was on board, having just delivered a few prisoners to Palpatine. But when Fett was a no show for Movie Night, STB and they guys decided to take the party to him.
Fett: Well, look what the swamp fumes of Dagoba just blew in! I wondered when you three would show up?
STB: Nice to see you, too! When you didn't show up, we thought you might like some pizza, and something to wash it down with. I see we were wrong. What in the Great Galaxy is going on here?
Fett: Well, the P's bounty wasn't as much as I needed, so I decided to "have some fun" and open up this rusted-out cargo hold to anyone who wanted to come and try to beat my score.
TK:1110: What's in it for them?
Fett: Well, the winner gets to take a selfie with me and my bear rug! He's all folded up now so no one can step on him. But the winner stands there on that spot to take their photo!
STB: Um, dude! What's in it for you?
Fett: I'm charging 50 credits for 15 minutes, to give everyone a chance to play - no hogging the arcade. Vader's been back a dozen times, trying to beat my score. He may be a Sith Lord, but he sucks at arcade games.
TK-432: No offense, but why would anyone want to beat your score? It's not like you're some Gallactic Phenomenon at arcades. Besides, that bear rug of yours isn't all that either. Maybe they just want to play because it's fun?
Fett: What if I throw in a free ride in my Slave 1?
STB: I'll gladly trade you a slice of pizza today for a ride in your little ship tomorrow!
Fett: OK, OK, I get it. I'll stick to bounty hunting. But, it's been worth it just watching Vader. Oh, sounds like it's his turn again. Let's sit down and enjoy the show!
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