Oh, So Obvious on the Death Star
Weekends usually mean only one thing for Stormtrooper Bruce, it's Movie Night with the guys. A time to relax, unwind, catch up and complain about the previous week. This weekend however, STB has a little something up his sleeve.
STB: You know, I forgot how much I liked this movie!
TK-432: Yes, I know. That's why I put it in my lineup for tonight!
TK-1110: And just wait until you see what I picked for tonight!
STB: I can hardly wait, because I really like this movie!
TK-432: Dude! Enough already. We're beginning to think you've lost your touch.
STB: Lost my touch? You guys love my fried chicken! And my mint chocolate pie is the best in the galaxy. And who can say no to a cooler of cold ones? Not to mention, we haven't done a pic-nic in ages!
TK-1110: It's so clear what you're up to. Last weekend's feeble attempt to "let" us win the hidden candy in the cupcake. I mean we BOTH won, and we both got to chose the movie lineup for this weekend.
TK-432: And that never happens. And tonight's big spread, another sad attempt to butter us up.
TK-1110: Dude! It's an epic fail. A trap gone bad. We didn't just fall off a speeder bike. We weren't born yesterday!
TK-432: We know your Bake Off prize was to provide all the baked goods for the P's quarterly meeting - which conveniently is next week.
TK-1110: We know you want us to help you. It's obvious, you're so desperate you're pulling pathetic stunts to win us over.
TK-432: We find your weak attempts to bribe up most disturbing.
TK-1110: It's so upsetting to see you stoop so low that we've decided to bite the bullet and go ahead and help you out this once.
TK-432: Wait. What? We are?
STB: You know, I really like this movie!
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Oh, So Obvious on the Death Star
Weekends usually mean only one thing for Stormtrooper Bruce, it's Movie Night with the guys. A time to relax, unwind, catch up and complain about the previous week. This weekend however, STB has a little something up his sleeve.
STB: You know, I forgot how much I liked this movie!
TK-432: Yes, I know. That's why I put it in my lineup for tonight!
TK-1110: And just wait until you see what I picked for tonight!
STB: I can hardly wait, because I really like this movie!
TK-432: Dude! Enough already. We're beginning to think you've lost your touch.
STB: Lost my touch? You guys love my fried chicken! And my mint chocolate pie is the best in the galaxy. And who can say no to a cooler of cold ones? Not to mention, we haven't done a pic-nic in ages!
TK-1110: It's so clear what you're up to. Last weekend's feeble attempt to "let" us win the hidden candy in the cupcake. I mean we BOTH won, and we both got to chose the movie lineup for this weekend.
TK-432: And that never happens. And tonight's big spread, another sad attempt to butter us up.
TK-1110: Dude! It's an epic fail. A trap gone bad. We didn't just fall off a speeder bike. We weren't born yesterday!
TK-432: We know your Bake Off prize was to provide all the baked goods for the P's quarterly meeting - which conveniently is next week.
TK-1110: We know you want us to help you. It's obvious, you're so desperate you're pulling pathetic stunts to win us over.
TK-432: We find your weak attempts to bribe up most disturbing.
TK-1110: It's so upsetting to see you stoop so low that we've decided to bite the bullet and go ahead and help you out this once.
TK-432: Wait. What? We are?
STB: You know, I really like this movie!
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