Say Unka on the Death Star
It was an unusually challenging day for Stormtrooper Bruce, working security detail, trying to unravel the mysteries to all the recent break ins, but nothing taken. Now, all STB wants is a few uninterrupted hours to enjoy his dinner and unwind in front of the telly. But the universe had other plans.
STB: Well, this is totally unexpected! What's up with all these umbrellas?
STB: Oh, undoubtedly Little Dude was in the middle of setting things up, and I showed up too early.
STB: But, until he returns, maybe I can unclutter a space to sit and eat my...
UU: Unka Dude, Unka Dude! Guess who-o-o-oo?
STB: What in the universe it going on!? I give. Who are you, or better yet - where are you?
UU: It's me-e-e, Uriel the Unicorn. Doncha just love my displa-a-ay?
STB: Well, it's definitely unique! But you left Part B of my question unanswered - where are you?
UU: Right under your no-o-ose!
STB: You're starting to unnerve me with your uber creepy voice!
UU: That's accause I'm utterly exhau-u-usted. I dropped something under your bed hours ago, and got caught. Rather uncomfortable.
STB: You know, Pinocchio's nose grew when he told untruths. Wonder what grows on unicorns who fib?
UU: OK, OK! I confess - I was hiding. But unfortunately, I really am stuck. Totally unforeseen. Help me Unka Dude, you're my only hope!
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Say Unka on the Death Star
It was an unusually challenging day for Stormtrooper Bruce, working security detail, trying to unravel the mysteries to all the recent break ins, but nothing taken. Now, all STB wants is a few uninterrupted hours to enjoy his dinner and unwind in front of the telly. But the universe had other plans.
STB: Well, this is totally unexpected! What's up with all these umbrellas?
STB: Oh, undoubtedly Little Dude was in the middle of setting things up, and I showed up too early.
STB: But, until he returns, maybe I can unclutter a space to sit and eat my...
UU: Unka Dude, Unka Dude! Guess who-o-o-oo?
STB: What in the universe it going on!? I give. Who are you, or better yet - where are you?
UU: It's me-e-e, Uriel the Unicorn. Doncha just love my displa-a-ay?
STB: Well, it's definitely unique! But you left Part B of my question unanswered - where are you?
UU: Right under your no-o-ose!
STB: You're starting to unnerve me with your uber creepy voice!
UU: That's accause I'm utterly exhau-u-usted. I dropped something under your bed hours ago, and got caught. Rather uncomfortable.
STB: You know, Pinocchio's nose grew when he told untruths. Wonder what grows on unicorns who fib?
UU: OK, OK! I confess - I was hiding. But unfortunately, I really am stuck. Totally unforeseen. Help me Unka Dude, you're my only hope!
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Viewing Large is always fun. Just click on the image.