Beware The Fortune Cookie on the Death Star
Boba Fett has been away on a mission for a while and has just returned. It didn't take long for Stormtrooper Bruce to show up with a cooler of cold ones to welcome him back.
STB: So, the rumors are true. The famous Boba Fett with his bounty hunter superpowers has finally returned.
Fett: Famous...or infamous?
STB: Same difference. And I heard Vader was very pleased with the "trophies" you brought back for him. Your BH skills are still top notch, and the galaxy is a little bit safer tonight. So, um, what's up with your sidekick?
Fett: Well, um... it may have something to do with the fortune cookies I picked up at that spaceport bakery. His said, "They're coming to take me away. Ha-Haaa!"
STB: Oh, I love that bakery! They make those big fat cookies and then slip a fortune in it based on some of the galaxies best known lyrics from songs, literature, movies, etc. So, what's got Chewie so worried?
Fett: He's worried it might be true. Said he's going to take first watch to make sure no one comes to take him away. I assured him yours truly would not be doing a second watch. Then he reminded me what my fortune cookie said.
STB: Which is?
Fett: The wheels on the bus go round and round. I mean, that's worse than Chewie's, right? What in the galaxy is a bus? Sounds like some new-fangled kind of torture device, right? So, guess I am taking second watch after all. Just in case.
STB: *sigh* You two are worse than the P's nephew! Let's open my welcome back present and then I'll explain.
Fett: Perfect, because I've got a few pizzas coming any minute now. So have a seat and let's catch up on everything. It's going to be a long night!
STB: Have a seat? I'll need a few cold ones before I'm sitting anywhere in this dusty, rusted out cargo hold.
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Poor Chewie. Yes, that's a real song. Nothing to worry about. Or is it?
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Beware The Fortune Cookie on the Death Star
Boba Fett has been away on a mission for a while and has just returned. It didn't take long for Stormtrooper Bruce to show up with a cooler of cold ones to welcome him back.
STB: So, the rumors are true. The famous Boba Fett with his bounty hunter superpowers has finally returned.
Fett: Famous...or infamous?
STB: Same difference. And I heard Vader was very pleased with the "trophies" you brought back for him. Your BH skills are still top notch, and the galaxy is a little bit safer tonight. So, um, what's up with your sidekick?
Fett: Well, um... it may have something to do with the fortune cookies I picked up at that spaceport bakery. His said, "They're coming to take me away. Ha-Haaa!"
STB: Oh, I love that bakery! They make those big fat cookies and then slip a fortune in it based on some of the galaxies best known lyrics from songs, literature, movies, etc. So, what's got Chewie so worried?
Fett: He's worried it might be true. Said he's going to take first watch to make sure no one comes to take him away. I assured him yours truly would not be doing a second watch. Then he reminded me what my fortune cookie said.
STB: Which is?
Fett: The wheels on the bus go round and round. I mean, that's worse than Chewie's, right? What in the galaxy is a bus? Sounds like some new-fangled kind of torture device, right? So, guess I am taking second watch after all. Just in case.
STB: *sigh* You two are worse than the P's nephew! Let's open my welcome back present and then I'll explain.
Fett: Perfect, because I've got a few pizzas coming any minute now. So have a seat and let's catch up on everything. It's going to be a long night!
STB: Have a seat? I'll need a few cold ones before I'm sitting anywhere in this dusty, rusted out cargo hold.
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Viewing Large is always fun. Just click on the image.
Poor Chewie. Yes, that's a real song. Nothing to worry about. Or is it?
www.bing.com/videos/search?q=song+they%27re+coming+to+tak...