Going Cray-Cray on the Death Star
Stormtrooper Bruce has been watching Palpatine’s nephew while his parents are away on holiday. It’s been hard coming up with new and fun things to do each day, but STB does the best he can.
Vader: Pardon my intrusion on your breakfast, I’ve just come to check on how things are going. And to give you a heads... up. What in the Great Galaxy is going on here?
STB: Good morning, Sir. It’s no intrusion, you’re always welcome. Today we’re celebrating Galactic Indoor Fun Day.
Spaz: Hello Mr. Vader! I sure missed you. Did you miss me? Are you and Cujo Kitty having fun? Does he miss me? I sure miss him. Doncha just love my trampoline? My new bestie Taz and I are having lots of fun! If you ask nicely, I bet Unka Dude would let you join us. Oh, and today my name is Spaz!
Vader: Galactic Indoor Fun Day? You just made that up, didn’t you?
STB: Well, um, yes. Yesterday we visited the Death Star Botanical Gardens. I wanted to show Spaz the space where the Corn Maze is held each year during Haunted Alley, and we saw something that made me want to stay inside today.
Spaz: Oh, it was horrible. It was a big, huge, gigantically enormous basilisk! It was also the most awesomest thing I’ve ever seen!!! I bet it escaped from Unka Pappy’s Petting Zoo!
Vader: A what?
STB: A snake, sir. Or a snake skin. Really super duper Jurassic Park Jabba the Hutt big! Probably aged me a few years. I reported it, but decided it best to just stay inside for a day or two. Bought Spaz this new toy, which in hindsight may not have been the best choice.
Vader: Not sure how much coffee you two have had but you’re both a little cray-cray. I’m referring to all this... clutter. Your quarters are a disaster! I was going to ask you to watch Cujo while I’m away for a few days, but now I’ll have to make other arrangements.
STB: Too much clutter? Really? Are you joking? Oh, sorry, I forgot you don’t joke. Maybe we can do a Yard Sale to get rid of this... clutter, and the credits can go toward Palpatine’s Find the Droid Campaign.
Spaz: Wowzer! What a great idea! If I sell my toys that’ll just make room so I can get new ones! And Unka Pappy will love all the credits we raise, too! Let's all bounce to celebrate!
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Going Cray-Cray on the Death Star
Stormtrooper Bruce has been watching Palpatine’s nephew while his parents are away on holiday. It’s been hard coming up with new and fun things to do each day, but STB does the best he can.
Vader: Pardon my intrusion on your breakfast, I’ve just come to check on how things are going. And to give you a heads... up. What in the Great Galaxy is going on here?
STB: Good morning, Sir. It’s no intrusion, you’re always welcome. Today we’re celebrating Galactic Indoor Fun Day.
Spaz: Hello Mr. Vader! I sure missed you. Did you miss me? Are you and Cujo Kitty having fun? Does he miss me? I sure miss him. Doncha just love my trampoline? My new bestie Taz and I are having lots of fun! If you ask nicely, I bet Unka Dude would let you join us. Oh, and today my name is Spaz!
Vader: Galactic Indoor Fun Day? You just made that up, didn’t you?
STB: Well, um, yes. Yesterday we visited the Death Star Botanical Gardens. I wanted to show Spaz the space where the Corn Maze is held each year during Haunted Alley, and we saw something that made me want to stay inside today.
Spaz: Oh, it was horrible. It was a big, huge, gigantically enormous basilisk! It was also the most awesomest thing I’ve ever seen!!! I bet it escaped from Unka Pappy’s Petting Zoo!
Vader: A what?
STB: A snake, sir. Or a snake skin. Really super duper Jurassic Park Jabba the Hutt big! Probably aged me a few years. I reported it, but decided it best to just stay inside for a day or two. Bought Spaz this new toy, which in hindsight may not have been the best choice.
Vader: Not sure how much coffee you two have had but you’re both a little cray-cray. I’m referring to all this... clutter. Your quarters are a disaster! I was going to ask you to watch Cujo while I’m away for a few days, but now I’ll have to make other arrangements.
STB: Too much clutter? Really? Are you joking? Oh, sorry, I forgot you don’t joke. Maybe we can do a Yard Sale to get rid of this... clutter, and the credits can go toward Palpatine’s Find the Droid Campaign.
Spaz: Wowzer! What a great idea! If I sell my toys that’ll just make room so I can get new ones! And Unka Pappy will love all the credits we raise, too! Let's all bounce to celebrate!
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Viewing Large is always fun. Just click on the image.