The Fun Never Ends on the Death Star
Another week, another adventure for Stormtrooper Bruce who has been tasked with watching Palpatine’s nephew while his parents are away looking for a suitable planet to live on. Keeping things interesting has been a challenge for STB, some days being more challenging than others.
STB: You know what Johnny Quest? This little cave of yours could use an extendable charm, if you know what I mean. Yes, you’ve covered the basics with food and shelter, but it’s definitely a one Trooper cave.
JQ: Shhh! Be quiet Unka Dude, I mean Hadji, or those animals surrounding us might find us and gobble us up! Plus, I can’t hear what Sheriff Brodie is saying.
STB: He’s probably saying, “You’re gonna need a bigger cave.” We’ve watched this movie all. week. long. You know the dialogue by heart.
JQ: I know, but we still need to be quiet, and use our inside voices. I don’t wanna be gator food!
STB: Pretty sure Miss Sith will come to your rescue before that happens. Besides, you probably don’t taste like chicken so the gator wouldn’t eat much anyway.
JQ: You’re so funny! Oh, here comes the scary part. Shhhh!
STB: It’s all pretty scary, Johnny. The movie, this cave, your wild, vicious, blood thirsty animals, these past few months, your Unka Pappy, my armor jabbing me in places I’d forgotten about, the movie, Christmas in July, did I say the movie…
JQ: OK, that’s it Unka Hadji, we’ve got to start this movie over again! You keep talking during the bestest parts. This is worse than waking up in a blender.
STB: Johnny, look! No one is driving this blender! Maybe we need to take a snack break before we crash and burn.
JQ: Huh? I have NO idea what you’re talking about. I think someone needs a nap accause he’s talking all goofy again. That, or maybe a coffee break? Yeah, that’s the ticket. That always helps me.
STB: Me talking goofy? YOU started it! Wait, I’m the adult here. Or am I? When will this madness end?
JQ: Oh, Unka Dude, I don’t ever want it to end! I love it here! We always have SO much fun! Oh, but I still want to open those gifts next week! Most definettilies!
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The Fun Never Ends on the Death Star
Another week, another adventure for Stormtrooper Bruce who has been tasked with watching Palpatine’s nephew while his parents are away looking for a suitable planet to live on. Keeping things interesting has been a challenge for STB, some days being more challenging than others.
STB: You know what Johnny Quest? This little cave of yours could use an extendable charm, if you know what I mean. Yes, you’ve covered the basics with food and shelter, but it’s definitely a one Trooper cave.
JQ: Shhh! Be quiet Unka Dude, I mean Hadji, or those animals surrounding us might find us and gobble us up! Plus, I can’t hear what Sheriff Brodie is saying.
STB: He’s probably saying, “You’re gonna need a bigger cave.” We’ve watched this movie all. week. long. You know the dialogue by heart.
JQ: I know, but we still need to be quiet, and use our inside voices. I don’t wanna be gator food!
STB: Pretty sure Miss Sith will come to your rescue before that happens. Besides, you probably don’t taste like chicken so the gator wouldn’t eat much anyway.
JQ: You’re so funny! Oh, here comes the scary part. Shhhh!
STB: It’s all pretty scary, Johnny. The movie, this cave, your wild, vicious, blood thirsty animals, these past few months, your Unka Pappy, my armor jabbing me in places I’d forgotten about, the movie, Christmas in July, did I say the movie…
JQ: OK, that’s it Unka Hadji, we’ve got to start this movie over again! You keep talking during the bestest parts. This is worse than waking up in a blender.
STB: Johnny, look! No one is driving this blender! Maybe we need to take a snack break before we crash and burn.
JQ: Huh? I have NO idea what you’re talking about. I think someone needs a nap accause he’s talking all goofy again. That, or maybe a coffee break? Yeah, that’s the ticket. That always helps me.
STB: Me talking goofy? YOU started it! Wait, I’m the adult here. Or am I? When will this madness end?
JQ: Oh, Unka Dude, I don’t ever want it to end! I love it here! We always have SO much fun! Oh, but I still want to open those gifts next week! Most definettilies!
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Viewing Large is always fun. Just click on the image.