It Was ME on the Death Star!
Several weeks ago Stormtrooper Bruce returned to his quarters when his shift was over only to find someone had played an April Fool's prank on him, leaving his quarters in total disarray. Since then he's been biding his time, and plotting his revenge once he learned the identity of his prankster. But he wasn't expecting this.
STB: Hello little dude! Long time no see. Don't you look... cute today.
Pepperoni Pizza: Hello Unka Dude! How are you! I sure missed you. Did you miss me? I'm not cute, I'm in disguise accause I'm running away to join a circus. Only I can't find one, so I came here to see you instead. So how did you like my surprise? Wasn't it awesome? Oh, and today I'm Pepperoni Pizza accause everyone loves pepperoni pizza, except for those vegetableterians.
STB: Whoa! Slow down there. How much coffee have you had today? That was WTMIAO! Way too much information at once. Why are you running away?
PP: Because Momma's making Spider Surprise Stew for dinner. I can't eat that! So I'm running away so I won't hurt her feelings. She said she found a new recipe on the web, and then ordered the ingredients on line. So I put two and two together and then, violin - I knew she was making spider surprise stew.
STB: Um, OK. You asked how I liked your surprise? You're not talking about that nightmare disaster I found in my quarters a few weeks ago are you?
PP: Disaster? It was all so beautiful. Bouquets of roses, presents, pretty umbrellas and even some new pots to cook in. And I left Cujo Kitty to guard it all until you got back.
STB: Well, um. I guess it's the thought that counts, But you should know Cujo trashed the place after you left. It wasn't pretty. I didn't realize it was Cujo so I dropped him off at your Unka Pappy's Petting Zoo.
PP: Oh yes, Unka Pappy was tickled pink about that. Cujo Kitty caught lots of mice and something squiggly he'd never seen before. So now Cujo Kitty has a new home guarding the zoo at night. So, what about your presents? Didn't you just love them? I filled them with pics of Unka Pappy so you'll always have something to remember him where ever you go!
STB: Well, um. I um, that was very thoughtful of you. So I, um, shared them, with all the Troopers on my last mission. Yes, that's what I did.
PP: Oh, that's so sweet! Now everyone will have a memento to keep them company when they go to galaxies far, far away.
STB: Suddenly, somehow, those far away galaxies don't sound so bad.
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It Was ME on the Death Star!
Several weeks ago Stormtrooper Bruce returned to his quarters when his shift was over only to find someone had played an April Fool's prank on him, leaving his quarters in total disarray. Since then he's been biding his time, and plotting his revenge once he learned the identity of his prankster. But he wasn't expecting this.
STB: Hello little dude! Long time no see. Don't you look... cute today.
Pepperoni Pizza: Hello Unka Dude! How are you! I sure missed you. Did you miss me? I'm not cute, I'm in disguise accause I'm running away to join a circus. Only I can't find one, so I came here to see you instead. So how did you like my surprise? Wasn't it awesome? Oh, and today I'm Pepperoni Pizza accause everyone loves pepperoni pizza, except for those vegetableterians.
STB: Whoa! Slow down there. How much coffee have you had today? That was WTMIAO! Way too much information at once. Why are you running away?
PP: Because Momma's making Spider Surprise Stew for dinner. I can't eat that! So I'm running away so I won't hurt her feelings. She said she found a new recipe on the web, and then ordered the ingredients on line. So I put two and two together and then, violin - I knew she was making spider surprise stew.
STB: Um, OK. You asked how I liked your surprise? You're not talking about that nightmare disaster I found in my quarters a few weeks ago are you?
PP: Disaster? It was all so beautiful. Bouquets of roses, presents, pretty umbrellas and even some new pots to cook in. And I left Cujo Kitty to guard it all until you got back.
STB: Well, um. I guess it's the thought that counts, But you should know Cujo trashed the place after you left. It wasn't pretty. I didn't realize it was Cujo so I dropped him off at your Unka Pappy's Petting Zoo.
PP: Oh yes, Unka Pappy was tickled pink about that. Cujo Kitty caught lots of mice and something squiggly he'd never seen before. So now Cujo Kitty has a new home guarding the zoo at night. So, what about your presents? Didn't you just love them? I filled them with pics of Unka Pappy so you'll always have something to remember him where ever you go!
STB: Well, um. I um, that was very thoughtful of you. So I, um, shared them, with all the Troopers on my last mission. Yes, that's what I did.
PP: Oh, that's so sweet! Now everyone will have a memento to keep them company when they go to galaxies far, far away.
STB: Suddenly, somehow, those far away galaxies don't sound so bad.
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