A Little Respect for The Big Guy on the Death Star
With the holidays quickly approaching, Stormtrooper Bruce has very little time to get his quarters decorated. And what better time to do so than Movie Night when the guys will be there. But this time he's planned a little something extra.
Stormtrooper Bruce: Lord Vader, so pleased you could make it on such short notice, knowing how busy you must be these days.
Vader: I must admit when I received your invitation I was more than a little skeptical, but then decided to just show up and see what you're up to this time?
STB: Just trying to get a little holiday spirit going. And speaking of spirits - here, have a hot cocoa. I added some coffee liqueur to make it more interesting!
Vader: Sounds like just what I need. Can you believe the Emperor left the ship in the middle of his security upgrades to take his sister and her family on an extended holiday. And he left me in charge of everything. Everything!! These upgrades have been pure agony!
TK-1110: Well, you are second in command, aren't you? And you're in charge every time he leaves, aren't you?
Vader: Great Galaxy! Of course I am. But this is different. It's like he knew these upgrades would be a nightmare. Some new fiasco every day! I'd rather face a field of asteroids than deal with those, those, oh never mind. Hand over that hot cocoa and nobody gets hurt.
STB: What? Did you just make a joke?
Vader: It's been known to happen. Watching Palpatine's nephew keeps me on my toes. Jokes come in handy.
STB: We'll, at least with the P and his family gone there's no nephew to pop in unexpectedly.
Vader: True. But Paplatine also put me in charge of Holiday Alley this year, and that stinking Bake Off. I even have to come up with the prizes this year.
TK-432: Wow! This might be the best year yet!
Vader: But if I do too good a job he might put me in charge of it for now on. And if it sucks, he might blast me with those lightening bolts of his.
STB: So it's a lose lose situation. And here I was thinking you officer's all had it easy. "sigh" Well, sit back, relax, enjoy your hot cocoa. Pizza's coming later if you want to stay.
Vader: You know, I think I will. But I still think you're up to something.
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Viewing Large is always fun. Just click on the image.
A little late but a bit if a tribute for our favorite Sith Lord.
RIP Dave Prowse.
A Little Respect for The Big Guy on the Death Star
With the holidays quickly approaching, Stormtrooper Bruce has very little time to get his quarters decorated. And what better time to do so than Movie Night when the guys will be there. But this time he's planned a little something extra.
Stormtrooper Bruce: Lord Vader, so pleased you could make it on such short notice, knowing how busy you must be these days.
Vader: I must admit when I received your invitation I was more than a little skeptical, but then decided to just show up and see what you're up to this time?
STB: Just trying to get a little holiday spirit going. And speaking of spirits - here, have a hot cocoa. I added some coffee liqueur to make it more interesting!
Vader: Sounds like just what I need. Can you believe the Emperor left the ship in the middle of his security upgrades to take his sister and her family on an extended holiday. And he left me in charge of everything. Everything!! These upgrades have been pure agony!
TK-1110: Well, you are second in command, aren't you? And you're in charge every time he leaves, aren't you?
Vader: Great Galaxy! Of course I am. But this is different. It's like he knew these upgrades would be a nightmare. Some new fiasco every day! I'd rather face a field of asteroids than deal with those, those, oh never mind. Hand over that hot cocoa and nobody gets hurt.
STB: What? Did you just make a joke?
Vader: It's been known to happen. Watching Palpatine's nephew keeps me on my toes. Jokes come in handy.
STB: We'll, at least with the P and his family gone there's no nephew to pop in unexpectedly.
Vader: True. But Paplatine also put me in charge of Holiday Alley this year, and that stinking Bake Off. I even have to come up with the prizes this year.
TK-432: Wow! This might be the best year yet!
Vader: But if I do too good a job he might put me in charge of it for now on. And if it sucks, he might blast me with those lightening bolts of his.
STB: So it's a lose lose situation. And here I was thinking you officer's all had it easy. "sigh" Well, sit back, relax, enjoy your hot cocoa. Pizza's coming later if you want to stay.
Vader: You know, I think I will. But I still think you're up to something.
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Viewing Large is always fun. Just click on the image.
A little late but a bit if a tribute for our favorite Sith Lord.
RIP Dave Prowse.