This Is Only Temporary on the Death Star
When Palpatine announced security upgrades, Stormtrooper Bruce had no idea that meant he'd have to vacate his quarters when they got to his deck. Of course he was invited to use the Officer's Deck during this time. But that simply was out of the question.
TK-432: Dude, I've often wondered why you liked to stay in this rusted out cargo hold, but after spending these past few hours here, I'm starting to see the appeal.
Fett: Well, bro, don't get too comfortable. This is only temporary. And I'm still not 100% sure this isn't some kind of prank you're all pulling on me.
STB: Oh, ye of little faith. Just read the paper here - top headlines. This is for real. I may be good, but not that good.
TK-1110: It's kinda fun being here. It's like a Movie Night on holiday. Except for the dust.
Fett: Holiday smoliday - like I said before, don't get too comfortable.
STB: Dude, don't be such a Jabba! What's got your bounty hunter boxers in a wad?
Fett: I think you mean "who" and it's your precious P, that's who. It's time to renew my contract and he's trying to get me to take up quarters on the Officer's Deck, of all places.
TK-1110: You're joking! Hope you said no. Sounds like a trap. If you ask me, he's up to something.
Fett: A little porg told me he wants to renovate this so his sister and her family can move in. Seems they're not planning on leaving the ship anytime soon, and the P can't take it much longer - needs them to move off the Officer's Deck.
STB: Can't believe I'm about to say what I'm about to say - but - I can totally sympathize with him. That nephew is a great kid but after watching him this summer I realized I can't take it much longer either.
Fett: Well, your P is definitely up to something. When I stood my ground and refused to give up my quarters, I think he used a Sith version of a Jedi mind trick on me because before I knew it, I'd agreed to start taking his Little Darling on some of my simpler missions, for training purposes. He wants his nephew to be "well rounded" and see "how the other half lives." Whatever that means.
TK-432: Oh, that can't be good. You? Babysitting? The universe might explode.
Fett: I'm sure it will. So until then, I'll just sit back, enjoy these eggs, pass some gas, and then fall asleep. You three just pretend I'm not here and enjoy your Movie Night. But don't get too comfortable, this is only temporary. And NO touching my bear rug!
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This Is Only Temporary on the Death Star
When Palpatine announced security upgrades, Stormtrooper Bruce had no idea that meant he'd have to vacate his quarters when they got to his deck. Of course he was invited to use the Officer's Deck during this time. But that simply was out of the question.
TK-432: Dude, I've often wondered why you liked to stay in this rusted out cargo hold, but after spending these past few hours here, I'm starting to see the appeal.
Fett: Well, bro, don't get too comfortable. This is only temporary. And I'm still not 100% sure this isn't some kind of prank you're all pulling on me.
STB: Oh, ye of little faith. Just read the paper here - top headlines. This is for real. I may be good, but not that good.
TK-1110: It's kinda fun being here. It's like a Movie Night on holiday. Except for the dust.
Fett: Holiday smoliday - like I said before, don't get too comfortable.
STB: Dude, don't be such a Jabba! What's got your bounty hunter boxers in a wad?
Fett: I think you mean "who" and it's your precious P, that's who. It's time to renew my contract and he's trying to get me to take up quarters on the Officer's Deck, of all places.
TK-1110: You're joking! Hope you said no. Sounds like a trap. If you ask me, he's up to something.
Fett: A little porg told me he wants to renovate this so his sister and her family can move in. Seems they're not planning on leaving the ship anytime soon, and the P can't take it much longer - needs them to move off the Officer's Deck.
STB: Can't believe I'm about to say what I'm about to say - but - I can totally sympathize with him. That nephew is a great kid but after watching him this summer I realized I can't take it much longer either.
Fett: Well, your P is definitely up to something. When I stood my ground and refused to give up my quarters, I think he used a Sith version of a Jedi mind trick on me because before I knew it, I'd agreed to start taking his Little Darling on some of my simpler missions, for training purposes. He wants his nephew to be "well rounded" and see "how the other half lives." Whatever that means.
TK-432: Oh, that can't be good. You? Babysitting? The universe might explode.
Fett: I'm sure it will. So until then, I'll just sit back, enjoy these eggs, pass some gas, and then fall asleep. You three just pretend I'm not here and enjoy your Movie Night. But don't get too comfortable, this is only temporary. And NO touching my bear rug!
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Viewing Large is always fun. Just click in the image.