Surprise Inspections Are More Fun For Some Than Others on the Death Star
Stormtrooper Bruce got wind Vader was planning random Surprise Inspections, again, at the end of the week. And knowing Vader like he does, he knows what that means. So, once again STB has asked the guys to go in on his plan to mess with Vader. Movie Nights can be SO much fun!
STB: OK class, repeat after me, "wingardium leviosa."
TK-432: That's to levitate, right? Wind guardion levioosaa!
TK-1110: But I wanted to learn transfiguration and turn this bunny into a mynock!
STB: Class, we can only do one thing at a ... Oh, sorry sir! Didn't hear you come in!
Vader: Well now, if you heard me that would defeat the whole purpose of a Surprise Inspection. And what in the Great Galaxy are you three Gungans up to this time?
STB: Well, as you can clearly see, we're practicing our spells. Proceed class, just swish and flick.
Vader: So please explain what's up with those those ridiculous goggles?
STB: Oh, no, sir. Sorry, but we're not ready for Riddikulus spells just yet. As for the goggles, they are for protection, in case something unforeseen happens with our subjects here.
TK-432: Sometimes things happen. Messy things. Gross, disgusting, sticky, ooey gooey…
Vader: OK! OK! I get the message. I don't know why I keep doing these inspections! The only surprise here is how you three haven't been shown the airlock after all these years.
STB: The airlock, sir? Oh, it's right down the hallway, two lefts and then one right. Or is that my other right? I get confused sometimes.
Vader:
STB: OK, class, back to our lessons. Speak clearly, and don't forget to make sure your goggles are on tightly.
Vader: I believe this inspection is over. Good day, Troopers, I must be leaving before something unforeseen happens.
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Surprise Inspections Are More Fun For Some Than Others on the Death Star
Stormtrooper Bruce got wind Vader was planning random Surprise Inspections, again, at the end of the week. And knowing Vader like he does, he knows what that means. So, once again STB has asked the guys to go in on his plan to mess with Vader. Movie Nights can be SO much fun!
STB: OK class, repeat after me, "wingardium leviosa."
TK-432: That's to levitate, right? Wind guardion levioosaa!
TK-1110: But I wanted to learn transfiguration and turn this bunny into a mynock!
STB: Class, we can only do one thing at a ... Oh, sorry sir! Didn't hear you come in!
Vader: Well now, if you heard me that would defeat the whole purpose of a Surprise Inspection. And what in the Great Galaxy are you three Gungans up to this time?
STB: Well, as you can clearly see, we're practicing our spells. Proceed class, just swish and flick.
Vader: So please explain what's up with those those ridiculous goggles?
STB: Oh, no, sir. Sorry, but we're not ready for Riddikulus spells just yet. As for the goggles, they are for protection, in case something unforeseen happens with our subjects here.
TK-432: Sometimes things happen. Messy things. Gross, disgusting, sticky, ooey gooey…
Vader: OK! OK! I get the message. I don't know why I keep doing these inspections! The only surprise here is how you three haven't been shown the airlock after all these years.
STB: The airlock, sir? Oh, it's right down the hallway, two lefts and then one right. Or is that my other right? I get confused sometimes.
Vader:
STB: OK, class, back to our lessons. Speak clearly, and don't forget to make sure your goggles are on tightly.
Vader: I believe this inspection is over. Good day, Troopers, I must be leaving before something unforeseen happens.
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