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It Seemed Like A Good Idea on the Death Star

Bounty hunters are always having to try and outthink fugitives and criminals. Fett has come up with a new idea, and wants feedback from Stormtrooper Bruce and the guys.

 

Fett: Guys, look at the new droid I built. It has an array of camera and listening devices, and can leave undetectable tracking devices whenever necessary.

 

STB: Well, I must admit it looks like something I've seen before.

 

TK-432: It's so cute. Will you make me one?

 

TK-1110: I think being cute is a decoy, who doesn't like cute things?

 

Fett: Exactly! Kids will want to take it home and once my target shows up I can move in.

 

STB: Brilliant. Think of the possibilities.

 

TK-1110: But why not just use drones?

 

Fett: Because that's what everyone expects. And they're boring. Just look at that face. Who would suspect anything from that?

 

TK-432: Does it speak Bocce? It looks like a protocol droid and they speak Bocce.

 

Fett: It'll be programmed specifically for each culture I send it to.

 

STB: It just looks so familiar, I just can't place it.

 

TK-432: Does it do windows? I'd want one that does windows.

 

TK-1110: You big dummy, you don't have any windows.

 

Fett: But that's a good idea, I could program it for domestic chores, too.

 

TK-432: What about nachos. I'd want one that can make great nachos, too.

 

Fett: Wow! I'm loving this feedback. I can program culinary skills, too.

 

TK-1110: It just sounds better and better. A droid like that? Everyone would want one, including me. You could retire from bounty hunting and just sell these droids!

 

STB: Wait a minute. That's one of those toy droids from that gift shop on Mos Eisley, isn't it? One of those mini-giants.

 

Fett: Yes, I confess - they had a BoGo sale and I bought a dozen. But what great feedback. Now I know what I need to do make these work and catch even the most elusive bad guys. Just one problem.

 

STB: It's going to take ages for you to make it work right?

 

Fett: Bingo. By then I'll be too old to care.

 

STB: Too bad. Guess it's back to boring drones.

 

Fett: And it seemed like such a good idea. So, um... since I'm already here, mind if I join you? Couldn't help but notice it's Movie Night.

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Uploaded on April 25, 2020
Taken on April 24, 2020